The TK Agency

What happens on tumblr, stays on tumblr. Unless it breaks out. Then go have tea and enjoy the chaos outside. Even if it didn't break out, go have some tea.

[stereotherapy]

familiar place you have never been

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[thetkagency]

White Jesus? On my very unchristian website???

[seven-winged-liar]

no one can even enjoy The Character anymore on account of the exams

[seven-winged-liar]

the speed of the reblogs... the trenches...

[lone-pylon]

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!

[monidoll]

Early Bird full walkthrough | every worm | hitless

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[deadelated]

had

[spoclcers-archive]

[madlori]

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

[yagrandmapeach]

Take a sip, babes

[zoestorm]

Hey I have a question for y'all.

From where you are right now, could you reach the nearest sea or ocean by foot in less than a day?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 30

(reblog for sample size)

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

“select your gender” except the options are uquiz aesthetics

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

less of this

more of this

this is what im talking about. that’s gender

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

@scentedluminarysoul @stelte23

more gender

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Most inclusive option:

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[uploads DOOM as my gender]

[foone]

So fun fact that won't surprise anyone who knows me: I've done this. My job had a inclusivity survey that pissed me off (they included "transgender" and "cis gender" as possible responses for "what's your gender?", alongside "male" and "female"!) but I noticed they didn't put a length limit on the gender field if you selected "other". So...

They didn't accept binary files (which is fine, my gender isn't binary) so I had to base64 encode doom, but even though it froze chrome for nearly 8 hours, I was able to paste a full copy of the Doom install disks into the form.

as a side project while waiting on chrome to unfreeze, I developed a way to encode Doom into PNG files that could safely be posted on Twitter without them being corrupted into JPEGs, as Twitter loves to do.

Anyway, the thread is here, but really all you need is this one screenshot.

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Oh my god they ran doom on their gender

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[chillywillow1]

Captcha test

[aircraftsillustrated1976-deacti]

[gemstone-gynoid]

[yumebfdotcom]

Hotel Transylvania

[hellothepixel]

im sorry the what

[missjukebox8bit]

this one

[koth-harvest-final]

the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one

which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that "its ok i am a lesbo" picture

[hellothepixel]

So the timeline is

- I am lesbo

- I'm stuff

- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion

- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis

[missjukebox8bit]

as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record

[astrathepasta]

I'm sobbing oh my god

[queerlilacroses]

I heard...now don't shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho

[redwyverndht]

Why the fuck is it woody and bolt

WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT

[biraptor123]

Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?

[gemstone-gynoid]

if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law. 

[handhond]

[aquilacalvitium]

There is

So much going on here

[delta-domine]

This is like an archeological dig site but the philosophers are still alive and talking

[turtleraccoonsoup]

sam reich and matt mercer were holding brennan at gun point when he delivered this statement

[willisiam-woodiam]

'oh damn! i wonder why i suddenly have 50+ activity!"

the suspiciously 50+ activity shaped mutual:

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[sassycolortheorist101-blog]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

[raginghomosexual4ever]

THANK YOU