Why are you fat?
cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

Origami Around
occasionally subtle
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

@theartofmadeline
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Jules of Nature
Misplaced Lens Cap
Peter Solarz
we're not kids anymore.
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Discoholic 🪩
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#extradirty
hello vonnie
trying on a metaphor
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@codofwar
Why are you fat?
cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly
The smoothness of the “walk"🎵♬ ♩ ♪
I’ve thought about her Every minute since I reblogged this yesterday
Here’s her insta for more mesmerizing awesomeness.
This is the nerdiest shit I’ve seen in a minute lol, love it
he’s brining us flowers!
#AW THE LITTLE GENTLEMAN (via faeriviera)
lil nas x finding out he’s an industry plant
Please appreciate the absolute clownery that is this fight scene
this is literally one of my favorite comics of all time
gunmazoo on twitter
(via)
TINY DOG GO NYOOOM
secret diddy kong racing boss
Girls will be girls.
This radiates such chaotic energies.
This is Asobi Asobase. And this is literally the entire anime, just girls releasing chaotic energy and while sometimes showing off the best goddamn slap stick I’ve ever seen.
The 1KM line absolutely killed me
straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”
Female customer: “I don’t have a rewards card but my partner might.”
Me, ears perking up: “Great! Can I have their name?”
Customer: “It’s Stephanie ____”
Me: stupidly wide smile and faint twinkle in eyes because holy crap I’m not alone
These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy
When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana
My soul when I see Queer people visibly and openly living their best Queer lives:
LGBT visibility is so important for this reason and more.
Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.
> High score! What happened? Did i break it?
> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..
Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.
i think this my favorite video of all time. ive been utterly enamored with this video for years – i really believe it captures such a genuine, delightful aspect of humanity and culture from the 2000s, and its so fun to watch!!
thrilling sequel
those have the same energy as this
Same energy as this
may i add
world heritage post
If you are having a bad day, please unmute.
(Huskie puppy doesn’t quite get the howling thing. Sounds like a baby babbling.)
“Banana!”
* day is fixed*
ok. i super needed this.
THIS. The whole world should watch this.
πεθαινωωωωωωωωωωωωω
Evil gull having an evil idea.