[bisexuel]

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[mousegirlheart]

what flavour is blue powerade? mountain blast? that's not a real flavour.

[skittybotbutt]

they call me powrerade the way i mount and blast

[skittybotbutt]

im sorry

[mousegirlheart]

never apologise for living your truth

[lesbianshepard]

if I found out I was prophesied to kill my father, fuck my mother, and bring a curse upon my city, I would simply move to a different city and leave my parents behind to avoid it.

[lesbianshepard]

by zeus this can’t be happening

[animentality]

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

How’s it feel to be the funniest person on tumblr?

[spookyspoonie]

monster f*ckers we are so back

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[hiveswap]

You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong

[hiveswap]

"But i'm-" there is no identity or state of being that makes you immune to hurting someone. You can be convinced that you are in the right for doing so. You can be convinced that you're defending someone by doing so. You have always got to examine if you're taking pleasure in hurting someone or if you're actually doing something good.

[nirtonic]

[Image text: there's actually no political label or identity that absolves you of doing harm.]

[greenlabcoat]

the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water

[greenbloods]

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

[papayajuan2019]

you're too caught up in the metaphor. go run a mile or push something heavy

[femmerustcohle]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[geminiagentgreen]

[system-a-naturae]

[silbervvind]

[peach-pot]

accuracy of horror movie titles

Scream: 10/10

they sure did

Get Out: 10/10

he sure did

A Quiet Place: 10/10

it sure is

[snazzyscarf]

[lordspoooky]

Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like