I'll hit you really hard in the head.

Procedure not recommended.

[kosmogrl]

[realpersonfacts]

and may god guide the seattle seahawks in their holy war against the diabolical new england patriots

[thememedaddy]

[jesterbots]

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Not superstitious and not not superstitious but a third secret thing (read a lot of fairytales as a child and doesn't believe them but also would never be rude to a mountain while still on it just in case)

[fandom-man]

[ankle-beez]

seeing people be like "why did sinners get a vfx nomination" bro there were TWO michael b jordans on that screen!!

[seracadash]

That's not on vfx michael b jordan can just do that

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

true story that hapen today.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

oh right! I boilde the kettle 3 hours ago and did not pour my tea!

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

it hapen. again.

[submersero]

[uzumaki-rebellion]

Hands down, best scene I've seen in a film for years. Fucking art of the highest caliber. This will NEVER get old to me.

[myfootyrthroat]

Anything the media says that you disagree with is an obvious conspiracy, and anything they say that you agree with is clearly factual.

[hedwig-dordt]

/pic id: bluesky post from Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher

"If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: "If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: Doesn't matter if it's awful Doesn't matter if it's nice "If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap::" appended to the post from High Priestess, Low Patience user Cheriepriest.com

If the rage-bait works too well it might be fake ::clap clap:: If the rage-bait works too well it might be fake ::clap clap:: Look we've all been fooled before when a deep-fake makes us sore but kindly doublecheck your source, it might be fake ::clap clap::

/end id

[notunlikepride]

Hey, who else out there is STILL pissed that they killed Darwin in X-Men First Class

[princesskuragina]

I don't know who needs to hear this today, but PRONE is lying on your STOMACH, and SUPINE is lying on your BACK

[cognahtiverecahlabration]

if you can control your molecular structure and the only thing you do with it is grow and shrink your body I will EAT YOU

[cognahtiverecahlabration]

someone please ask me about black adam, I am frothing from the mouth about how dumb it is an I’m like a third of the way through it

[cognahtiverecahlabration]

do you think people in the DC movies ever get tired of saying the dumbest, most aggressive possible thing in any given situation?

[cognahtiverecahlabration]

MJF WALKS LIKE GENERAL GREVIOUS TO HIS HENTAI COLLECTION