an unexpected party

hi im belle but you can call me hazelnut

[celes7ial-deactivated20180319]

she’s gonna pass her classes and she’s gonna graduate

[ablogofnature]

Who

[celes7ial-deactivated20180319]

the girl reading this

[tessxblxckthorn]

everyone who reads this will pass their classes and graduate!!! spread the word!

[apricops]

every king in the Middle Ages: it’s really important that I don’t die because I don’t have an heir and if something were to happen to me, the whole kingdom would be thrown into civil war

every king in the Middle Ages: anyway time to go CHASE WILD BOARS WITH A POINTY STICK

[butch-king-frankenstein]

the eternal masculine dichotomy of “I must preserve my bloodline, for it is the most powerful and special on Earth” and “I am too powerful to ever die”

[ed-longshanks]

this is why they are

Kings

[bombing]

you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead

[maelwife]

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

[i-will-not-be-caged]

Fandom will bend over backwards to paint Chris Evans as a progressive hero when all he does is make fun of Trump on twitter.

Meanwhile, Don Cheadle has BEEN fighting white supremacists on twitter and shows up on SNL supporting trans kids AND throwing shade at Trump

[ororomunroedontpullout]

And people said his protect trans kids shirt was just a gimmick and that he doesn’t actually care not knowing he has a trans child who he supports unconditionally. Like the quickness of people to just refuse to acknowledge the work Black people do is just wild.

[teenagerposts]

fresh from the gators nip

[cthulhulel]

gatorade is cancelled since yall can’t behave.

[ransomdancing-deactivated202305]

[twerklina]

[sixpenceee]

A 3 person suicide coffin. Apparently, it was made for a Colorado couple in the 1930s whose baby died. Grief-stricken, they had planned to commit suicide and be buried together in a single coffin. When they decided not to go through with it, the coffin went unused. It can be seen in the National Museum of Funeral History today. From here

[bird-bat]

Some guy built that thing knowing a couple was gonna kill themselves n he was like ok sure I can do a 3 bedroom coffin I got you

[thisaccdoesntexistrn]

all of these apply💖

[thisaccdoesntexistrn]

straight people can reblog this by the way we love supporters!!!

[stay-chill-vibes]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

[alisonzai]

[jingles]

x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[maggotgrass]

Im fucking crying

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[sailed-0ut]

Please don’t hesitate

[imhellafit-personal-deactivated]

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

[shysweetthing]

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

[capriciousarsonist]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

[nitramaraho]

[dirtyrotteninfidel-deactivated2]

Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one

[christianmetalhead2112-deactiva]

This actually probably is the best one hahahaha

a lot of my faves

[blackandmildwithgod]

The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

[murder-she-wont-deactivated2017]

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

[blackandmildwithgod]

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

[slightlycoolemma-deactivated201]

Yup! This is so real!

[tiredassperra-deactivated201704]

So what you’re saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao

[kushandwizdom]

Adam was a fuck boy?

[blank-ocean]

[tiku-tiku]

Omfg! I’ve had this argument so many times!

[b-rainrot]

Apparently a theory is that we’re sinful because we have human fathers. Jesus was born of Mary without a human dad which is why he was pure.

👀👀

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

All men are fuckboys

[eronthebender]

FUCK

[the1movement]

[fun-ta-mental]

All men Ain’t shit for the bible told me so.

[alotofadhd]

[thechanelmuse]

Hazel Scott playing two pianos at the same damn time with ease

[erinbowbooks]

Hazel Scott was a musical sorcerer and a civil rights hero.   She:

 was admitted to Julliard at 8.  

was performing in top venues by 16.  

pioneered “swinging the classics” and made the equivalent of a million dollars a year doing it.  

was the first person of color to have their own national TV show.  

went to Hollywood but refused to be cast as a “singing maid.”  Demanded and got control over her casting, her wardrobe, and how footage featuring her was cut.  

refused to perform in segregated venues and led charges for integration in several northern cities, notably Spokane.  

She was brought down by the House Committee on Unamerican Activities, and has been largely forgotten.  But she was a sorcerer, and a hero.  

[domduongart]

@theladyragnell

[violent-darts]

Let’s un-forget her.

[lenalachingona-deactivated20181]

“People only tell lies when there is something they are terribly frightened of losing.”

— Orhan Pamuk, The Museum of Innocence (via wnq-writers)