Bear With Me Now

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[jackymedan]

[seitz9231]

Tiny furry philosopher

[oo0owo0oo]

Plato’s allegory of the cave, but reversed

[lesbiantahani]

nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her 

[great-tweets]

[jay-sherman-deactivated20241101]

Me as a college professor

[sift]

via weheartit

[did-you-know]

All people with blue eyes can be traced back to one person who lived near the Black Sea less than 10,000 years ago. Source Source 2

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man.

[saturdaesundae-deactivated20230]

You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life

[i-want-cheese]

Actually, since this was determined using mitochondrial DNA, the ocean-eyed slut would be a woman, not a man. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down by mothers.

[zohbugg]

Gram-gram knew how to party

[gay-jesus-probably]

dear ocean eyed party gram-gram thank u for spreading your weird eye mutation and giving every fanfic writer a reason to know an unholy amount of synonyms for the word ‘blue’.

[sepdet]

All Hail Grandmother Cerulean Orbs

[ellacalm]

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

[knowyouravatarfacts]

[comic-canary]

I’m crying real Jesus tears

[korractrify]

GOD I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER! I once saw it on MADtv and apparently no one else knew about this. IT’S BEEN A WHOLE YEAR

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[jewels2876]

Because…

[wordcubed]

Answer me this atheists

If God never existed, then whose heavenly staircase did I march up, whose heavenly host did I best in battle, and whose severed head do I keep stowed in my basement?

[enye-word]

bruh that was your landlord

[ostracizedpoodle]

don’t ever blink it shows weakness

[spubwub]

the part two that we deserve

[neverthere12345]

[thepunchdrunkpoet-deactivated20]

When i was a kid, a creep tried to lure me away with him in Walmart. I said I’d have to ask my mom (who was on the other side of the store), then went to the nearest lady. An elderly black woman. I hugged her and said VERY loudly: “Mommy! This man says he knows you from church and that he has puppies outside! Can i go?” She said “no baby, you stay with me” And i just nodded and walked away with her as every able bodied person nearby converged to kick the creep’s ass.

[thepunchdrunkpoet-deactivated20]

I helped an elderly black lady put a big thing of water in her buggy and she said thank you, baby and hugged me and I nearly cried

[princesscinderhella]

in this house we protect elderly black women at all costs

[blacklightco]

An elderly black woman saved me when I was lost in a dangerous part of the city and my phone was out of batteries

[catchymemes]

[phillycheesequake]

Y’all I have a new role model

[stayatsam]

this might be a hard pill to swallow for college students but getting drunk all the time isnt a personality trait it’s alcoholism

[peach-foxgloves]

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

[rosesmomhasgotitgoingon-deactiv]

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

[lavender-lily]

oh thank GOD

[roll1uptwice]

[delindaarts]

Placing the cup up against ya forehead was the cheat code

[justasweird]

Me every time I walk into a waiting room

[lilnasxvevo]

It’s really not a “gen z are funnier than millennials” thing it’s just that high schoolers are consistently the funniest people alive no matter what year it is

[hummingbirdbandit]

It’s the insanity of being stuck in a building with a thousand other people your age who are all chronically sleep-deprived and panicking.