colorado weeks .0x20

a music side project for a sentient spambot. here’s where some reblogs and long-form messier posts go.

[segamascott]

[natalieironside]

What if the lesbians lived happily ever after and nobody had to die or become a cop

[nemospecific]

For some reason, my mind immediately leapt to "one of them had a stalker ex-boyfriend who was a cop, and so his dying was the happy ever after"

[natalieironside]

And then they bought some land and a roadside stand out on Highway 109

[rhinco]

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

[rhinco]

south americans and eastern europeans and indonesians and everywhere else that gets frequently forgotten about i love you im holding your hands in solidarity. north americans please learn to shut the fuck up you dont need to make a funny joke on this post you can just reblog it without saying anything im begging you. and if you're from the uk then complaining here about how uk tours "only do like three major cities" in your tiny ass country is annoying as hell this is not about you right now

[janmisali]

30 days hath September

this is an open-answer survey to try to collect different versions of a mnemonic poem people often use to remember how many days are in diff

standard "this is not for a video" disclaimer

[janmisali]

I do find it amusing that there's already dozens of responses to this from people who didn't read the part of the instructions that say to separate the lines with line breaks

[janmisali]

here's some (filtered) public results!

[janmisali]

patch notes: I made it so the results spreadsheet will say when there's a new common-enough submission that I just haven't manually checked yet (without actually displaying the text). right now there aren't any of those but you know if a few new ones come in when I'm not looking you'll be able to tell

[concupiscience]

The heavily worn tunic of the Bernuthsfeld Man, patched out of 45 single pieces of cloth, 20 different fabrics in 9 different weaving patterns. 680–775 CE, Lower Saxony, Germany.

[dogpuppy]

[nyahgust]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I'm trying a new productivity hack 💪 where when I have things that are stressing me out 😳 , instead of not doing them 🚫, I do them 💯

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Working great so far! 😊

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Problem! 😮 More things! 😭

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

if you look up “statue” on amazon, the top result is a statue of a lady and a skeleton fucking

[aliveontuesday]

Because death is the ultimate killfuck

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

dude this is the wildest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts. what the fuck are you trying to say here

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[inaturalist-unofficial]

[this-is-a-love-story-isnt-it]

This insane update from Neocities

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[iraffiruse]

[tim-official]

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

[calebwittebane]

The Elder Scrolls inspired recipes: part 1

bee

Ingredients:

bee

Recipe:

eat

[colubrina]

[nevereverbird]

[partywithponies]

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.