Oh Hey, Its MK

“There is no remedy for love but to love more.”

[catchymemes]

[everythingfox]

“I’ve taken too many photos of my corgi’s butt over the past few years.”

(Source)

[meladoodle]

i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this

me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” him: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”

[hayden-christensen]

It was so cool to get to put the Anakin costume back on again. That was actually my very first day on set, that scene we did and it was just a special sort of way to come back to Star Wars, looking like Anakin. Ewan was there, but he was actually wrapped for the day, they had finished his coverage and it was just so sweet what he did. He insisted on staying to be a part of my first shot back and yeah it was just a very special day.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN recounts his first day back in Star Wars 

[virgoprivilege]

obsessed with onion the cunty scottish parrot

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[cryptovalid]

Similarly, your hatred of corporations should not automatically transfer to its lowest paid employees, like clerks and cashiers. 

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

my friend sent me this and im-

[peelingmandarins]

in this house we stan dionysus!

[forgotaboutdrea]

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

[oldsongrenewed]

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

[mikkeneko]

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

[normal-horoscopes]

Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?

Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride: 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

recently looked up the gender symbol for nonbinary folks, and imagine my delight! i assumed it would just be a combo of the standard female/male symbols but

my gender is an asterisk!

[combinmypocket]

Looking for a good place to scream into the void, any suggestions?

[combinmypocket]

Day filled with anxiety, wooo

[andallshallbewell]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[center4ants]

[xanmeplz-deactivated20210623]

[freedomandkindness]

me right now, feeling like shit again

[adolescentmoney-deactivated2017]

do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm

[luisonte]

El metaperro

[chilewithcarnage]

[the-worm-man]

im losing it