Iâve been working on this for months and the truth is I could continue to add to it forever but I want you all to enjoy it with me
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if i look back, i am lost
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Iâve been working on this for months and the truth is I could continue to add to it forever but I want you all to enjoy it with me
First month of having a cat: You beautiful being. You are so perfect. You are a tiny god and I am so lucky to have you in my house. I just love you and every moment spent in your presence is a blessingÂ
Every following second: Oh my god you fool. You fucking buffoon. I love you you tiny idiot.
That time Aunt May poisoned the Chameleon when he was disguised as Peter.
I never saw the last page and for years l thought that aunt may literally killed a man.
bye i love this
Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*
This is sO GOOD
Always reblog.
This is the funniest thing Iâve seen in weeks. Literally, Iâve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life
a gem, this is a god damn gem
*on a date*
babeâŠ.when im with youâŠâŠshrimp heaven really *is* nowâŠâŠ
Millennials watching Gen Z organizing huge rallies and standing up to zero-action politiciansÂ
My Brother, My Brother and Me s1e2 | We Got Our Business Looks
i donât have any FUCKING CLOTHES!
For those of you that didnât listen to the commentary on this episode: They really did plan this bit without Griffin and he was very angry about it
obi-wan sneaking around the death star + the pink panther theme song
IâM CACKLING
Lord of the Rings Stained Glass Illustrations by breathing2004
Ohhhh my Gooood
my family: oh look at you, NPR nerd, always listening to those informative podcasts of yours
Griffin McElroy, in my headphones: Iâd fuck a jpeg
Ladies and gentlemen, I present: Max âapparently freaking psychicâ Kruemcke
i might have a thing for primal mages
Celestial Mapping and Celestial Proportions by Tallmadge Doyle
write a story about how you became the worldâs most powerfull person⊠by accident.
You learn about the butterfly effect in school. The concept is interesting, but not so interesting that you donât fall asleep partway through the movie. You hear something distantly about a butterfly beating its wings and hurricanes. You think it will never apply to you.
You know now (not then) that power comes through and from favors.
If you had known that then you would probably not have done so many.
(This is where it starts.)
One.
There is a strange creature crossing the road behind the lecture hall. You stop on your bike and frown at it. It looks a little like a turtle, but itâs limbs are longer than any turtle youâve ever seen. Itâs stretched out on the hot asphalt, long, pale limbs clawing forward towards the small stream that runs on the other side.
 You hop off your bike and gently pick the creature up, hands under the belly of the shell like you learned from the internet.
Imagine your surprise when the shell slides off the creature instead, dropping a tiny woman onto the asphalt.
âWater,â she croaks, tiny eyes screwed shut.  Her eyelids are the size of yours which means theyâre huge on her. âPlease.â
(You will not know until later what exactly please means to the fae.)
You feel yourself move through your shock. You pick her up and take her to the waterâs edge. She slips under the surface, pale skin flashing like the scales of a fish, and sheâs gone.
Youâd wonder if your roommate slipped you something this morning if she wasnât back a moment later, pushing a small rock into your hands.
âA boon,â she says. Her eyes are large and black, suited for her underwater world. âFor a favor.â She smiles, showing teeth jagged and sharp like a piranha.
When you blink, sheâs gone.
You stare at the rock in your left hand. Itâs smooth and worn from years in water, an interesting swirl of granite and quartz. âI wish I knew,â you tell it.
The rock ices over so fast that you donât have time to drop it. The frost swirls across your skin, burning you where it touches, and you watch in horror as your skin turns a mottled black and blue.
 You fall to your knees from the pain and choke on a scream as the stone sinks into you, touching your bones and sending more ice through your marrow. It climbs up your arm and touches your eye, changing you vision so now that youâre see double, a strange, blue world juxtaposed next to the one you know and love.
Keep reading
Read the entire story, itâs amazing.
who would win? matilda or eleven
theyâd become best friends
you know what youre absolutely right
If Jaime Lannisterâs hand was made of Valyrian Steel, he could bitchslap those White Walkers to death