Call me Rep

Late 20s and filled with bones. This makes me happy

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[dramatic-dolphin]

i have a banger collection of out of context reddit comments but very few of them top this one:

[strawbsonmars]

good morning

[susiephone]

so frustrating to be a skeptic with a sense of whimsy because like. I want there to be cryptids. I want there to be magic. I want there to be evidence of something we don't fully understand and can't explain. but then 99% of the "proof" out there for that stuff is like. the most obvious scam you've ever seen in your life.

[ckret2]

[thememedaddy]

[chongoblog]

i cant find it but thinking about the audio clip of griffin mcelroy saying "za warudo" in the funniest way imaginable makes me happy

[chongoblog]

If anyone can find the audio clip please send it to me so I can share it with the world. It is to me a memory that I shall never forget, but I must hear it again

[chongoblog]

I FOUND IT

Visit Original Link

[lesbx]

Ant wars are the most badass thing in the entire world i’m so serious

“bugs fight ten million wars every day” statistical error, most bugs chillax like crazy. Ants on the other hand have waged bloody war for millions of years and have trained their bodies and minds for battle from birth as modern day tiny spartans and are an outlier

[brawltogethernow]

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[augustdementhe]

FUCK YEAH.

[plumslices]

When youre completely naked in the ocean then youll get it

[preyingforsnuff]

I'm not just a monsterfucker I also love them romantically

[intelligentchristianlady]

A bus may have only a couple of passengers, especially at the beginning or end of its route. But let's also take fuel efficiency into account.

[foxoftheasterisk]

If there's one person on a bus because that person cannot or doesn't want to drive, the bus is succeeding.

[luckyladylily]

I read a study once on the fuel efficiency of various types of commuter vehicles (car, bus, train) on a per person basis and the number of people needed riding public transit to match the "efficiency" of cars is shockingly low. A bus needs to carry like 3-4 people to be fuel efficient, and trains require 2-3 per train car. Both often carry two dozen or more during peak hours, more than justifying any perceived requirements for efficiency for the train or bus to provide service the entire day.

[brightlotusmoon]

[berrytart]

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

[churroach]

I need season 2 NOW

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”