Commonplace Absurdity

Haley, 22. Films, books, dogs, Feminism, love.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You’re the bad guy in somebody’s story.

[blightspider]

Pal I’m the bad guy in MY story

[gonebutnotforgottenlmao-deactiv]

why do i feel so passionate about giving head 

[greelin]

“do you ever get the feeling that someone just hates you” yeah every hour of every day when it comes to every single person i interact with for longer than two minutes

[hiolivejuicee]

I’m not about that “savage” “no feelings” shit. Fuck that. I feel deeply. I got a big ass heart. I’m human and things affect me.

[bonitavista-deactivated20190411]

England

photo via joann

[frenchgirlslife]

Pull me closer

[natrasharomanova]

i’ll never understand people who wake up and immediately begin talking because i need to go through a 2 hour period of wanting to kill a man before i’m ready for human interaction

[theneoromantics]

Taylor Swift + Rainbow (insp.)

[imanaires]

yes i am a triple threat!!! bitter, petty & an emotional mess!!!

[eatsleepdraw]

Peony Acrylic and fineliner on grey toned paper 29x21cm artbysophie.tumblr.com

[arcaninetails]

breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”

[thoodleoo]

terrible summaries of classical lit

plato’s apology: adult toddler sentenced to death for being pedantic asshole, asks “why”

the aeneid: man fucks up at every possible opportunity, generally has bad time

the iliad: manchild sulks excessively at slight to honor, hundreds dead as a result

the odyssey: man uses wiles to return home after war, ruins lives of everyone around him

the satyricon: if we could tell you what the hell is going on, we would

medea: loathsome toad abandons wife, ensuing custody battle has body count

herodotus’s histories: the history channel is older than you think it is

commentary on the gallic wars: man speaks in third person about encounters with other cultures and how he mercilessly destroyed them

oedipus the king: man unwittingly sleeps with mother, psychologist centuries later jerks off to the concept

[ladizpute]

im literally so terrified of someone being a part of my life for a long time bc i know it’s gonna hurt like a bitch when they leave 

[issapena-deactivated20210210]

[sinfullvibes]

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

[mjolnirsammy]

writing is great but it’s also insanely tiring because like

writing is frustrating

not writing is frustrating

wanting to write and not being able to is frustrating

not wanting to write but knowing you have to because deadlines are a thing is frustrating

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

thank you if youve been good to me