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Ian 24 they/them

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silvius talking about phoebe with corin and ganymede

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okay but if you’re ever in london and you have the chance to see a shakespeare play performed at the globe theatre itself DO IT even if you don’t think you’d dig shakespeare

if you need convincing here are a few highlights from when my family and i went to see the official globe theatre production of a midsummer night’s dream:

they cast helena as a guy (helenus), first of all. they took a straight love square between two girls and two guys and made it a love square between a girl and three guys, only one of which was white. both sets of couples get happy endings and it’s fuckin adorable

it was reimagined with an indian setting

puck had a water pistol and kept shooting at the audience

historical accuracy?? who cares everyone’s gonna dress like a modern hipster teenager

bottom and his acting troupe sung bon jovi

oh yeah also the acting troupe were reimagined as globe theatre employees with delusions of acting skills

hermia and helenus sung single ladies by beyonce

innuendos. innuendoes everywhere

oberon walked onstage for the fight between oberon and titania drunk with a half-empty bottle of schweppes

lysander spent a significant length of time in the play wandering around in just boxers and a leather jacket

oberon made out with puck

demetrius dabbed

[mousedear]

its what shakespeare would have wanted

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oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

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sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

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me: you are like a little baby. watch this 

*turns the tv on and sets it to dora the explorer*

my infant nephew: goo goo ga

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This is what the animal crossing developers think “cool” means

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theyre damn right yhou fucking moron

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does he is gay?

[weedpicnic]

does who is gay?

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the bruno mars reading this

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Roses are red

Elf practice is avoidable

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me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

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Gloucester: I love all my children equally

Gloucester, earlier that day: I don’t care for Edmund

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Iago, if this is a lecture on how we’re all supposed to whatever and blah-blah-blah, well, you can save it, because we all know it by heart.

Roderigo, Act II, Scene III (via incorrectshakespeare)

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act I, scene I

Romeo: My god, what is this feeling?

Benvolio: Well, you know the- the feeling that you're... that you're feeling is- is what many of us call "a feeling".

Romeo: But it's not like envy, or even hungry.

Benvolio: Could it be love?

Romeo: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard.