time to go fast

28 she/her 🇮🇹 ♏️ multifandom mess. untagged queue. bad at everything.

[bikananjarrus]

type of photo lois would have on her camera roll

[theriverbeyond]

companies underestimate how much locking their content behind needing an account will just make me go do something else. oh your website wants me to make an account to view this content? oh your website doesn't show media to logged-out users? okay. i didn't actually want to see it that bad. yeah. bye ✌️

[glavilio]

my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<

[glavilio]

emo cheetah jughead smoking behind the school: it's hopeless, catamount. they'll never see us as 'real' big cats... us outcats gotta stick together -ﻌ•

[tysonfurybattlepass]

not pictured is the goth clouded leopard girl who bought the cigarettes w her fake id

[mammalianmammals]

Chinese Mountain Cat (Felis bieti), family Felidae, endemic to grasslands on the Tibetan Plateau of western China

Vulnerable.

photos: Shul Conservation, Scottish Wildcat Fdn, Wild Cats Worldwide

[greelin]

did perfectionism ever truly protect you from harm or neglect as a child though. ultimately. Lol

[greelin]

[REALLY NORMAL AND WELL-ADJUSTED VOICE] well you never know maybe it COULD have saved me. if i ever actually achieved perfection. it could have happened then. if i was actually ever enough. Which i was not

[knownqueerbaiter]

[touching his shaved happy trail] promise you’ll stop…for me…

[knownqueerbaiter]

who is carlos

[firstethicalpisces]

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[tainbocuailnge]

nothing like seeing an annoying mean spirited comment and going to their blog to block them and the first post you see is "nobody likes me i dont belong in this world". i suggest starting your path to being more likeable by reducing the amount of hateful comments you make.

[knivesandteeth]

Talking about what you like is always more engaging and enjoyable to be around.

[yanguang]

[agnes-nielsens]

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

[lovergirl-latte]

And for the lady, perhaps a MFM threesome where the guys are also a little gay for each other?

[leclercskiesahead]

Sr and Jr

[leclercskiesahead]

Gorgeous

[fruitviking]

Some internet language things I really like:

Phrases like “that’s certainly a thing”, “it’s so shaped”, or “one of the most animals” (is there a name for this?)

when people write with little to no punctuation like they are just so done

More specifically, asking questions without punctuation i.e. ‘what’ or ‘why’. It’s like, you want to know but also you are resigned to the answer?

When people capitalise The Thing for emphasis - particularly if they add a trademark symbol to really drive The Point™ home

How we use both bold and italic text for emphasis, but they convey it in different ways and I can’t quite explain how

Responding to things exclusively with punctuation, because sometimes words fail you and all you can say is !!!

[symdog]

"no you can't control the computer because uh that would be user unfriendly" <- shit they expect us to believe

[freakoutgirl]

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.