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occasionally subtle
Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
almost home
YOU ARE THE REASON
todays bird

pixel skylines
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.

if i look back, i am lost

@theartofmadeline
Sweet Seals For You, Always
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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@comrade-spaghetti
しぬwwwwwwwwwwしぬwwwwwwwwww( 佐藤チャン さんのツイート )
THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???
Bdsm
Reblog if you need this energy
i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath
i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit
hahah you’re short
hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck
If you can even reach my neck
here i come motherfucker
@eldritchseacrab
done broke my toes lads
pics or it didn’t happen
Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I can’t believe you’re so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Sm – Snoop smoking weed on your stream, because you KNEW that Snoap Dogg smoke weed, and Smoke Dogg, he is s҉m҉d҉snoop. And you KNEW that if you brought up the Smook Dogg smokin 𝚍veed, that you – people would know that! And they would 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡!
OPEN THIS PIT UP
this is how i found out george hw bush died
It’s real wanna kiss a boy hours,,,, revlog if you wanna,,,,,,, kiss a boy,,,,,,, on his lovely leeps
just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie
do not do this
mario cast reacts to you being sentenced to life in prison
mario: “thats-a too bad [y/n]… so long gay bowser!”
luigi: “fuck”
peach: “thats just terrible [y/n]! i’ll back you a fucking cake”
bowser: “the justice system is inherently flawed lets escape to my castle and have SEX!!! yar har har!!!! >:)”
yoshi: “why did you do it. WHY did you take the chaos emeralds. ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!” *kisses you in frustration with a lot of tongue* *baliff drags him out of the courtroom*
toad: “i can and will kill for you [y/n] just say a name and i’ll see it through i dont fuck around prison won’t stop me and it won’t stop you”
wario: “You cant go to prison [y/n]!!! I’m…… i’m pregnant. And its yours” *gets an abortion while your n prison* “i got an a-bor-tion”
waluigi: “god all of this court business has got my cock simply throbbing!!! Waluigi time ;)”
daisy: “BALIFF!! Whack his pee pee!!!!”
this is significantly more funny now that the gif of wario’s ass was redacted by tumblr staff
I’ve actually bought 2 sets of these and they’re pretty nice
@elodieunderglass
BRING! BACK! SLAYER! ! !
HE DESERVES IT
NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!!!
Marshmallow tacos
just watch and you will understand