Did I really just make that pun?

[tredlocity]

hey whats a gender-neutral word for boyfriend/girlfriend?

[eldritchkraken]

Matesprit

[tredlocity]

ok i dont need anymore answers thank you

[declaness]

Wave tattoos are really cool

[con--heir]

That's paint...

[curiour]

A+ character development

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[gravysaur-deactivated20141004]

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

[sludgebat]

[cronusamporaofficial]

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

[sludgebat]

[stabble1234]

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

[sludgebat]

[lettucetherapist-blog-deactivat]

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

[sludgebat]

[alonelyangel6-blog]

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

[sludgebat]

[khajittink]

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

[sludgebat]

[conchiolin]

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

[sludgebat]

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

This is like finding a lost family heirloom you’ve been hearing about

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

[andisupreme]

moodboard

[marmoraskeith]

I heard vine compilations were a thing

[firefliesandacorns]

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

[noella-bella]

@leatardian milk girl

[just-shower-thoughts]

On Christmas, Battlefield 1 should have a truce and turn into a soccer game for 24 hours.

[con--heir]

Yes pls

[nxnsense-deactivated20170409]

wow…

[lvchd-deactivated20170404]

The original one

[kimreesesdaughter]

I’m here for the disbelief.

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

My fav vine all time

[dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328]

bro, bro bro, that goku shit

[wildlifewednesdays]

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

[bace-jeleren]

LET! THEM! IN! THE! BASKET!!!!!

[tsix-xist]

This poor woman is just trying to clean the leaves. #allpandas.

[queen-mayhem]

if you’re having a rough night, watch this. trust me.

[twitterlols]

staples canada I am y e l l i n g

[thecommonchick]

“PARENTS EXCUSE MY POTTY MOUTH" 

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[angel-chelsi-deactivated2023060]

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS BAD LIP READING

[nebulousandpowerful]

Pokemon Go is out! Some helpful reminders

Now that Pokemon Go has released in more places than Australia, some helpful reminders:

-Not sure if this is a common thing, but there are at least 4 pokemon spots in my local cemetery. Please, please be respectful if you’re heading to your local cemetery for Pokemon reasons. Don’t step on graves, be mindful of people who are there to mourn. This is a place of the dead, and they and their loved ones deserve respect.

-Same goes for churches. The Mormon church next to my apartment complex is a pokemon spot. Be kind, don’t vandalize, respect the people who are there to worship. Maybe skip that pokestop on Sundays or other days of worship.

-If you’re going on a solid trek to look for pokemon/pokespots, wear comfortable shoes and bring a bottle of water. Its summertime, easy to get dehydrated.

-Don’t overexert yourself. If you feel too hot, dizzy or tired, take a break in a nearby gas station or coffee shop. Water cups are free in most states.

Have fun! Use common sense, don’t walk into streets without looking. 

Feel free to add other tips you might think of!

[con--heir]

Honestly this is so fucking basic props to whoever wrote it out but generally just use some common fucking sense please

[pez-uzi-deactivated20160424]

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

[solareveille]

playgrounds at night

rest stops on highways

deep in the mountains

[ghostfiish]

early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed

trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic

schools during breaks

those little beaches right next to ferry docks

bowling alleys

[genesisdoes-moved]

unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips

your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep

laundromats at midnight

[coolpepcat-deactivated20190924]

what the fuck

[ringingofraevolution]

galeries in art museums that are empty except for you 

the lighting section of home depot

stairwells

[doomgeneration1995]

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

[midtownsparker]

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

I’ve experienced all of the atleast once except the 7/11 and let me tell ya, this is pretty fuckin accurate

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

I fucking love liminal spaces.

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Today I shut my cat in the fridge.

Okay, so here’s the deal.  Tali loves the fridge.  I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in.  She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can.  Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there.  And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water.  I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else.  And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight.  So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Fridge cat just got weirder.  Today Tali got into the bathroom while I was showering, which of course made me a little nervous.  I didn’t want her to freak out and hurt herself or go on a scratching spree.  But evidently she loves water, so she jumped in and just splashed around for a while and got back out.  But then she kept whining to get back in, so my boyfriend put a cooler down so she could get in and out with ease, which she took great advantage of.  She’s soaking wet now, and very content.  

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

I told Tali she was famous.  She and her stuffed husky celebrated.

[theapatheticstag]

This is the kind of content I joined for

[ctrlroxy]

Can Tali and I hang out sometime

[orbem]

this is so funny

[thequantumqueer]

the longer you look the better it gets because the tiniest details line up.

[manlybadman-blog]

Who noticed this??