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Eridians must be absolutely amazed that Grace can be woken up before his sleep cycle is finished. They take advantage of this and fit the biodome's bedroom with a remotely-triggered alarm system, so if something ever goes wrong with the life support systems while Grace is asleep, they can wake him up and have him move to safety. But, being that their sleep is more like a deep dormancy, they WAY overestimate what it takes to forcibly wake someone up.
The first time they have to use it (over something stupid like a tiny ammonia leak), Grace wakes up to like three different foghorns and a hundred camera flashes going off at once and is like HOLY GEEZ THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US
(eta if someone with art talent wants to make this a proper eridian welcoming committee comic please do!)
RIP Rocky’s project
I spent almost an entire work shift drawing this tooth-rotting fluff
featuring the Eridian Welcoming Committee courtesy of @justcakethanks
Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk
“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”
Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?
Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby
Husband: RIVETING!
Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️
Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!
Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk
All of tumblr collectively at my husband:
Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream
Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!
Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued
Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND
yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this
Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays
Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.
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Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave
Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!
FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering
I have follow up questions:
1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?
1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?
I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.
Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up 😂
So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂
Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.
Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she
1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night
2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day
3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together
I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times
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Reasons to boycott Nolan's The Odyssey (that I know of so far):
They shot in the illegally occupied Western Sahara as reported by Middle East Eye (thanks to @fuckyeahdavidandyonatan for bringing that up)
They dumped their props into a protected area of the Italian sea after shooting (thanks to @godslop for finding the article in English)
Zendaya wearing looted 3000 years old Iranian earrings for the premiere of the movie + having her stylist fly on a private jet just to get her a dress for the premiere in London
No Greek actors in a movie about Greek heritage
While people mentioned that Anne Hathaway was flown in to the set every day, apparently it was not on a private jet but on a helicopter that was being used anyway to fly in equipment.
None of these things are new in Hollywood or exclusive to the Odyssey, its director or its actors, but I do think we as audience should start holding Hollywood accountable when it disrespects our culture, heritage, environment, especially when it's movies that are this big and have a huge budged that would allow for more conscious choices.
Please do add anything else I missed.
So I went to see the Odyssey yesterday and I’m an archaeologist, here’s what I thought;
First of all, I’m aware that I’m watching a movie and not a documentary. Yes it’s a story steeped in myth, creatures and legend.
Spoiler free
Just my honest opinion, nothing has a deeper meaning
I know the armor was about the most historical inaccurate element of the entire movie, but I think they made the right choice. Because Odysseus’ men are sailing most of the time, you wouldn’t really want to see them as walking, bronze colored daleks. On the other hand, as Adam Savage once remarked, they are in their armor 24/7. That wouldn’t be the case, ever.
I would have liked to see the women in more elaborate peplos dresses or jewelry, because they felt either not historical or underdressed for their character. The Bronze Age was known for many dress elements, which I lacked. It could have been used to differentiate clearly between Spartans, Ithaca, …
I think choosing to location shoot worked in the movie’s favor. By having drastically different landscapes, you get the sense they traveled far and long. Rather than having islands that seemingly all look the same, you now get a sense that yes they are lost, far away or in the land of myth.
I like how they mention in the movie how stories are shaped by the people telling them, even encouraging people to embellish the story about their actions before they have died. That’s about as historically accurate as things get. It’s in a way like the children’s telephone game.
I really liked the use of background props and artefacts that are time appropriate. The mirrors behind oil lamps to light the room, lanterns rather than torches, the dress pins, … these are things that keep convincing me that this is a skilled and civilised people who see a world they knew fall apart, without coming across as primitive brutes.
I didn’t mind the race swapping as much as I thought I would. Especially Himesh Patel was a good casting choice for me. He balances Odysseus well and acts as a more grounded in reality historical figure (rather than Odysseus god-like character). I did not like Zendaya nor Elliot Page in the movie however. Yes Zendaya is pretty and yes she is called Athena, but she never came across as the goddess of wisdom, politics, weaving or craftsmanship. She looks too young and doesn’t seemingly have the poise to hold herself as a goddess, no matter the costume. That’s something Charlize Theron would have been better at.
Elliot page as a soldier just wasn’t convincing to me. His role as a guard for the Trojan horse was all fine, but physically I don’t see a soldier even though the armour suggests a muscular person. To be blunt, he looks more like a page boy (I’m so sorry).
I really liked Matt Damon. He has the acting skills, he has the right age to be both a combat leader who has been away for a long time and still be a muscular, skilled army official and he has the skills to both portray the emotions as the fight scenes.
Just my opinion folks. I’m not an American so please don’t find any politics where there is none. This is just my feelings toward the movie and you are more than welcome to disagree, just keep things nice for everyone.
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Avatar God AU (Nomad)
Aang >:)
Info! Had a LOT of fun combining Air Nomad outfit elements with a more typical "travel" outfit. Super warm colour palettes of course! Aang is the god of balance, travelers, and hospitality. He's a bit of a free spirit and a lot of the more serious gods find him a bit annoying (Sokka.) People often pray to Aang when they have to go on long journeys, or invoke his name when they need to stop to rest. It's a well-known fact that the god of travelers has a habit of wandering around incognito-- he just does it because he likes interacting with people without being recognized. In doing so, however, he accidentally started to enforce his hospitality domain, as mortals became terrified of accidentally offending him if he were to show up at their door. He loves to follow Sokka around on hunts (he gets to explore dangerous areas)-- Sokka hates when Aang follows him because he almost always ends up losing his catch. Katara and Aang's Justice and Balance domains mean that they often are called upon together by mortals. Katara, to enact a fitting punishment upon perpetrators. And Aang, to provide reparations to victims. It's found to be very fitting that they ended up becoming a couple.
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had this idea in my head all week sorry
book grace: rocky would you still love me if i were a worm
movie rocky: would grace still love rocky if rocky were a taumoeba
Grace think fondly of his scar if you even care.
Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.