Aperture Science Announcement Voice: āCongratulations, Homosexual! Your existence has been deemed profitable in the following regions: North America, Western Europe, and Australia.ā
āTo celebrate the occasion we have temporarily recolored all Aperture Science appliances in these regions to your favorite flavor of gay.ā
āFor further pandering on a wider area please continue fighting for basic human dignities and Aperture Science will be right there to celebrate your victory with you. Afterwards.ā
Itās that time of the year again.
Itās neither. I was trying to capture the speech patterns of this guy:
This post feels more depressing than funny this year.












