Breath wasting circa 05'

Hello there, I just post whatever and reblog a lot of things, check my likes, there's usually cool/weird shit, cya!

[charlesoberonn]

Aperture Science Announcement Voice: “Congratulations, Homosexual! Your existence has been deemed profitable in the following regions: North America, Western Europe, and Australia.”

“To celebrate the occasion we have temporarily recolored all Aperture Science appliances in these regions to your favorite flavor of gay.”

“For further pandering on a wider area please continue fighting for basic human dignities and Aperture Science will be right there to celebrate your victory with you. Afterwards.”

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

It’s that time of the year again.

[charlesoberonn]

It’s neither. I was trying to capture the speech patterns of this guy:

[charlesoberonn]

This post feels more depressing than funny this year.

[melissa-titanium]

rooooseeee...

[onalongroadleadingnowhere]

I've just realised how strange the events of Murder Drones must be from Thad's perspective.

Like, Uzi brings another gun to literature class and blows off half her face in an accident. Thad goes to bed after chatting with her and wakes up around 3:30 AM to emergency alarms. The sky demons have broken in. He tries to fight back and is about to die when Uzi swaggers into the room, calls him hot(?!) then saves his ass with the help of an 'angsty, rebellious disassembly drone' called N (they can talk?)

The dead MD turns out to be undead and starts eating people again. Thad goes to the surface for the only one who can help and Uzi decides to bail him out. They go on a horrible adventure through cryogenics, Thad almost dies again, Uzi and her new friend save him AGAIN and he invites them to a party as thanks.

Only they never show up? Next time Thad see's Uzi she's groaning her way through dodgeball looking utterly miserable despite no longer being banished (grounded?) But whatever, I'm sure she'll cheer up after Prom.

Oh god Prom is a disaster. The murder bot that nearly gutted him is back, and Prom Queen? Lizzy what the hell are you doing?!? Wait what? Who impaled the murder drone? Why are people exploding? Where is that music coming from!

So Doll's a psycho psychic, the crazy murder drone is missing again (she's in the god damn walls) and Uzi and her friend saved everyone. Again. At this point Thad's honestly stunned people are still treating her like scrap. Whats up with that?

Whatever, these past few months have been absolutely crazy. He's looking forward to taking it easy for a while.

Wait, camping? Outside the bunker? at night? Oh thank god Uzi will be with us. N will probably be there too, they'll keep us safe. That monster won't dare show its face with outpost 3's ultimate power couple on patrol.

OH FUCK

[pansy-picnics]

art block been so bad i rlly don’t want to draw rn but this felt like a canon interaction to me for some reason

[zandiiangelspit]

My favourite emotional support~ 💕

[palezma]

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

[discount-supervillain]

[gh0st-pixelz]

Nightcore

[spotsupstuff]

insanity

[zookie-art]

I genuinely can't stop thinking about these two. Help

(Prints in bio if anyone wants!)

[dumpster2001]

Maul

[depsidase]

[yzur02]

Last time was years ago, when I went to the beach but couldn't swim due some bullshit, so I sat down on a towel and watched the ocean for hours

I did not speak, move or eat (I think drank something at some point), just sat there for the entirety of the day until we had to leave

It was nice, existing with my family, thinking of nothing and watching the waves break on the sand

Of course, that really fucking hurt the day after and we had to cut up one of the aloe vera's pieces to alleviate some of it, which sucks, because aloe vera is my favorite plant and we've always had some cuts for growing, but I don't like to cut it... and it hurt... what's this post about again?

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[charlesoberonn]

This is really stupid, but also really terrifying.

I know it's a cliche to say "literally 1984" but the powerful using technology to change and simplify language to make it more difficult to express ideas is literally the concept of Newspeak from 1984.

[auberylis]

I work with fucking radiotechnology and we have separate research and engineering departments. We do different work. I'm at the latter and i'd be halfways useless at the former. This just goes to show how the fucker never really ate a single spoonful of crap one gets at an eNgInEeRiNg job..

[charlesoberonn]

Elon Musk fancies himself an engineer and researcher both, but he's neither.

He's a conman and a snake oil salesman.

99.999% of his net worth is built on empty promises of technologies that Tesla cannot ever deliver.

[chaoticookie-autonomous]

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Art by abitcosmic

[redstonedust]

everyones always getting isekai'd into a fantasy rpg setting. no more. i woke up in anotehr world as a footsoldier of the galactic empire. reborn as the princess of the candy kingdom. i got hit by a sports car and went to radiator springs (cars) (the movie) (mater is there)

[yzur02]

Spacebattles fanfic authors reincarnating themselves as lower caste gems in Steven Universe be like

[el10t1n4]

sometimes I remember