Life is confusing.

I am a poor confused Adult™. This is my blog of many things. BTW: If you're ever feeling down, go through my "feeling good" tag. It might help you feel better.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i went looking for the comic that the reaction image is from and i am not disappointed

[raevenlywrites]

I cant believe we all decided to love this

But have been sleeping on this

[lisbonsteresa]

this show really said ‘you know what’s a fun fall activity?’ ‘crime’

[failingradish]

Mentor & Student quality time

... 2 in 1

[drakessimblr]

me: *buys a computer for my sim to use*

every single sim that comes over:

[anxietyproblem]

[pissvortex]

paleo diets don’t exist. you will never have the nutritional range of a caveman. your jaw and teeth have already been permanently weakened from eating soft breads your whole life and never tanning an animal hide with your bare teeth. a neanderthal would beat your ass

[awed-frog]

Not to mention a ‘real’ paleo diet would include 183 species of wild flowers, herbs and barks and definitely not choice cuts of meat at every meal.

[bramblepatch]

An authentic "paleo" diet really also ought to disallow any refrigeration other than maybe burying a carcass in the permafrost.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cavemen ate whatever calories were available in their environment so me eating an entire chocolate cake from the supermarket half a block away is paleo.

[benditlikekorra]

[bonjaminfranklin]

Anyways everyone should watch The Good Place

[inima]

certified freak. 5 days a week (im in a union)

[leviathan-supersystem]

some day “milf is a slur” discourse will break out and there will be no survivors

[crtter]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I demand that you curse me with your wisdom

in medieval times it was believed a Pelican mother would gouge her breast with her beak to feed her blood to her chicks. i don’t even know

[justascrubbe-deactivated2020100]

How first time mothers feel when they breastfeed:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

1. i’m in too much psychological pain to respond to that comment

2. this legend is featured on the louisiana state flag and i have no idea why

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sizvideos]

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

[snake-lady]

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

[angelickall]

Thank you Henry 💗

[deepcollectorstarlightstuff]

Rb because I had a cyst on my chest and I got worried

[rodrickheffeley]

why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that's on you

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

[ihatejonarbuckle]

russian kinder surprise

[maschine-klatsch-deactivated201]

That looks like it’s made of coal.

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

It tasted like coal

[acoolguy]

you ate a vase

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

[coolbean94vevo]

[memeseverdie]

how the fuck do you look at a vase or table ornament and think “this is chocolate I will bite it” 

[pinkfemme-deactivated20210608]

you hear me: homosexuality is inclusive of nonbinary people. nonbinary isn’t a ‘third gender’ and there are so many different experiences and genders one could be. nonbinary people are included in every sexuality.

[sleepnoises]

the clinking/scraping sounds in this are wild. reverse asmr

[sleepnoises]

the guys are in the shop! 10% of proceeds to this batch to people’s breakfast oakland