Confused but here

Percy!! He/They Kaz Brekker Brainrotted

[monkeyfishgirl]

Some good news for Pride Month

[thearoaceathena]

@aroacesafeplaceforall

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

Thank fuck!

Amazing work from Yasmin who campaigned for this to happen, so glad she won for all of us 💜🤍🩶🖤

[queen-sammie]

The T in LGBTQ stands for "This content has been removed for violating Tumblr's community guidelines."

[transbian-stoner]

For anyone wondering

Yes I got terminated for this

[amkyatt]

Kaz kill your barber dawg

[dreaming-demonic]

Yeah neopronouns arent a new fangled concept gen z came up with btw

[selinabrookheimer]

ive seen autistic wylan hcs but i am pretty sure im the only autistic kaz truther lol

[confusedentity]

austistic kaz finally i actually compiled a document of evidence

[queerbookbitch]

moot please I need to see this document

I'm completely on board btw

[confusedentity]

i’m in the middle of a reread to get some quotes for it 😭 i might post it when im done

[selinabrookheimer]

ive seen autistic wylan hcs but i am pretty sure im the only autistic kaz truther lol

[confusedentity]

austistic kaz finally i actually compiled a document of evidence

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[halles-comet]

was having a complaining competition with my friend about how even liberal environments don't seem to be able to process gay relationships when you're both pretty feminine and always default to thinking you're just friends and then she whips out "when me and [wife] checked into the honeymoon suite after our wedding reception, still in our white dresses, the hotel clerk went 'you know it's only one bed, right?'"

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[six-of-idiots]

Crows As News Headlines

[butterflypython]

I think Kaz can cry on command but he hates hates doing it, so he’ll only do it as the last possible resort and he always plans heists so that the likelihood of him needing to employ that skill is as slim as possible, so slim that I think only one of the crows has ever witness him do it. Jesper. And it made them both so uncomfortable to witness/do, they both agreed to never speak of it again.

[aquamoonstone24601]

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idk man im just thinkin about them again 😭😭😭😭

[xoxoxogigi]

inej and kaz both suffer from migraines send tweet

[burstingyam]

"I guess I missed the part where we adopted the cat," Wylan says one day, and Jesper laughs, though it's actually quite true.

Kaz is a large (comparatively), mischievous, and very, very brazen cat. Maybe his eyes glow in the dark, Jesper thinks. It’s just no one's been paying attention.

Kaz shows up in their kitchen, standing with his bad leg on a chair while his good leg is on the floor, even before breakfast, and gives their cook a heart attack. He's holding a cup of coffee, the same kind Gezen probably used to give his first followers.

He didn't ask permission and didn't stay for lunch. A week later, he brought back a very dubious business, looking like a cat who's dragged a rat onto its owner's bed and is very pleased with itself.

Jesper had to hold Wylan's hand to keep him from slamming the door in his face. Cats are liquid, a fabricator friend of his once said. And Kaz is a brazen cat who would have climbed in through the window and given the maid a fit.

And would probably have hoarded their lovely carpet.

"Yes, you missed it,” Jesper answers. “Because it was the cat who adopted us, not the other way around."

[awsomeemochick]

Call me crazy but 'wylan can't read' jokes aren't funny, especially when he was abused and almost killed because of it.

[13agota]

The Kaz Brekker™️ approach to love and relationships.

[confusedentity]

yay a darker shore preordered lets go hopefully its good and not bad okay yes good!!!!