got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

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got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
this video has invaded my brain
👹 yo bro 👋 come over here 👋 come over here check out my new shoes they’re the 👹 BRAND NEW ☺️ oooone twoo~ buckle my shoooooe~ 🤗 threee four~ buckle some mooooore~ 😇 fiiiive six, nike kicks! 👹 OOHOOHOOHOO that is so FIRE! 🧍🏼♂️ ahahahaha
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
spotted on 93 south. why did they get and remove this heartfelt mural, save the sliver between windows? was it just too difficult to get it all off? did a mass statie tag them for illegal window tint? did they realize it says "H aaokiy C" on jokie's head? regrettably, i wasnt strong enough to run them off the road and find out.
did you see this tint before or did you just instantly recognize the sliver as this specific ai slop joker fanart
that sliver was enough information for me to find the complete image. i have special eyes
skrillex's "bangarang" used to play
what now?
Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"
guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one
I sometimes feel that I'm not doing enough with my life, but at least I grew my first two arms significantly before a cactus would have been expected to.
Reblog if you grew your first two arms significantly before a cactus would be expected to
Be sure to give adolescent saguaros a thumbs up to let them know they’re doing a good job.
frog riding fish
I'll take your word for it man
This cat sounds like like cheburashka wtf
Ж: Как тирг делает? (How does the Tiger do it?)
К: РггААААХх
Ж: Ох какой! (Oh, look at him!)
How @hentaihotsauce would be with a cat
How does the cat meow in Russian
Because its a russian cat
while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice
game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system
me: apply pokemon logic
To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.
yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons
go outside and try to suplex a bird
tell me how bug resists fighting
go outside and try to suplex a bug
Mods are asleep post forbidden tits
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Perfectly balanced as all things should be…
balance
the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me
a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before
Happy 20th anniversary to They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard specifically