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Guess who just found out they might have obsessive compulsive personality disorder

Surprise! It's me. Yep, who'd have thought? The person who made a spreadsheet to track their vintage lens purchases. Surely not me, the person who made an interactive checklist spreadsheet for tracking the 438 gallery unlocks in Slay The Princess. Can't believe I needed a doctor to tell me that the time I spent 12 hours learning to code just to make a custom dnd calculator instead of sleeping was *a symptom*.

Also, I'm dropping a link to that STP sheet in the notes, I didn't spend 4 hours on it to *not* share.

#actually ocd #adhd #ocpd #slay the princess

I say a lot of cursed shit in the group chat, but this is a new low for even me

#omegaverse #knotting #trees

Calling Polyphonic Spree a solo project in a room full of middling white guys, just to feel something

#music #Polyphonic Spree #tame impala #it's just one guy

I feel like Zootopia 2 should have bbno$ in it as a cameo, playing a character named "bonobo no monkey"

#bbno$#zootopia

Evolution teaches us that traits beneficial to survival get passed down.

Studies have also shown that urinating after sexual activity decreases the rate of urinary tract infections.

Therefore, squirting is the natural next stage of human evolution. In this essay...

#Is this format still funny?#writing #comedy #squart #pusty #how many tags referencing guys who don't know female anatomy is too many?

anexperimentallife

"The Stoppables"

anexperimentallife

How dare you leave these gems in the tags

*JOI-style countdown from ten, but with the "Nothing wrong with me" from Let The Bodies Hit The Floor between each number*

#joi #gooning #good boy #drowning pool #why is the pit so sticky?

To all who Neil today, I wish a happy bang out the tunes

#neil #april 13 #neil banging out the tunes

I was reading an article last night about Voyager 1's memory chip error, and how NASA is trying to work around it, and the article ended with this sentence which gave me pause.

46 years ago, we launched it hurtling through space as fast as we could safely at the time, and but for the occasional spec of dust, there has been no resistance slowing its journey all this while. A dozen years ago, Voyager 1 successfully escaped the heliosphere, the first object we've made which has left our solar system. In all of those decades of travel, it's made it some 15 billion miles, and after over half a human lifetime of hurtling ever forward at speeds we have no comprehensible point of reference for, humanity's crowning achievement is, in the grand scheme of things, less than a day away still.

#nasa #voyager 1 #you ever just read something that gives you a brief existential pause #writing

One of my favorite parts about not preparing to be on video and then having an off-the-cuff tiktok blow up out of nowhere is that sometimes a comment will attack you with such pinpoint accuracy that you can't even be mad.

Anyway, this is my banner image now, I guess 😂