Plant Dad

Joe. 24. gay, this app is my trash mound and I am a raccoon.

[ruinedchildhood]

[cada-dreamer-127-deactivated202]

[depsidase]

[hellr4zer]

You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am

[aximili]

the toilets in this gamer cafe have this quote on the wall and a speaker absolutely blasting the tetris theme on repeat... cannot describe how hostile this atmosphere is

[aximili]

dont worry about it :)

[evilwizard]

#dear god ive made it to dullahan tumblr

[fluttershyweed757-deactivated20]

[photo-frier]

[doolerdip]

this passes the bechdel test

[toast-potent]

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

strong contender for post of the decade

[fagcrisis]

whats the loudest reocurring noise that happens near ur house for example i live next to an airport so its definitely the planes

[toskarin]

[casualfruit]

[playtwewy]

no one is doing it like her

[knxfesck]

"I hate tiktok" you don't even know about Mr Lagoon

[huffylemon]

[vicholas]

[vortigone]

given most footage ive seen of celebrities on this show are immensely uncomfortable at best, seeing tony hawk of all people just go ham with the chaos really adds a lot

[realitytvgifs]

[gotterhag]

I only hear this in whispers now and I’m expecting to hear a plastic cup falling too.

[lakevida]

due to your unwillingness to engage with the unfamiliar we have no choice but to abandon you in a snake pit i'm sorry

[lesbian-king-kai]

This is highly yet subtly ableist-coded.

[lakevida]

[6qubed]

...is that Shakira

[lakevida]

that's me! i help you

[ksubiis-deactivated20190118]

wait hol on….. hoes are real?

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[we-love-gaming]

Will u join the challenge?

[wereralph]

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

[wereralph]

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid 

[heraldofultimateness]

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

[wereralph]

four of course because it’s my lucky number

[heraldofultimateness]

Good cause that’s your IQ

[wereralph]

[wereralph]

happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life

[ampervadasz]

[deer-fairy]

Omfg (tag via @were-ralph)