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sentient-tent

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

sentient-tent

reblog to feed her notes

elodieunderglass

How is she doing this

rovadeve

Everyone on this site should talk about Nie Mingjue more. Say things about Nie Mingjue right now

consumabledovecorpse

Nie Mingjue x Lan Xichen is peak and I need more of them do you have any recs?

ceruleanheaven

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

dogpuppy

consumabledovecorpse

Before I read the comment I 100% thought this was about shaving down there

How cooked am I?

64mpg

i wear my headphones all day to listen to my frequency that keeps me docile

batw1nggg

I hate when a komahina fic is straight fire and then they start mischaracterizing izuru. he tryna ignore it

consumabledovecorpse

The mischaracterization kills me so much 😭

Like they would not fucking do that

unicorngelato

Every fifth TGCF textpost: people are wrong about the Character

Every fifth MDZS textpost: nobody understands the Themes

Every fifth SVSSS textpost: what if Shen Yuan transmigrated into a pregnant flea

selena111999

He knows what he’s talking about

#tgcf #backrooms

personontheswing

look Nie Mingjue's most defensible action was not trusting Jin Guangyao. like if YOUR best friend (you have two) had gone off to gain his fathers approval (you hate his father because you've had to work with him for half a decade and he's all around awful) and hadn't written, so of course you go to check on him. While you're there you find him MURDERING PEOPLE on your side, during a war which you are CURRENTLY LOSING. it looks like he's betrayed you. he says its because the guy was stealing credit from him. this is not an excuse for framing someone for murder during a war where we are loosing, bestie!! then he pretends to kill himself, and when you, very reasonably WORRIED about your friend who is having a mental breakdown like your father, go to catch him, he takes that moment to incapacitate you and runs off to god knows where.

like ok, neat. you can't find said bestie. either he had a breakdown of epic proportions (you're probably going to have one when the wars over) or he's a traitor. you're really hoping its not the latter. and THEN you get captured and its like, ok, you're going to die. this war might be over. and WHO do you see as the chief torturer but your FORMER BESTIE, who it turns out did not have a breakdown but is a traitor. FUCK. former bestie kills seven people who you are reasonably close to, and then taunts you with how your father died. the leader of the other side, who killed your father, basically kills you. he's standing on your chest and you pass out.

SOMEHOW you wake up. you're being carried. on the shoulder of former bestie, who his holding the saber he just threatened to break. former bestie has pretty much declared himself a traitor, and you have no idea whats happening. You, very reasonably, try to kill him because he hasn't explained anything. Your one other friend jumps in and says he's a spy, which is - what? Ok. you can reframe this as spy. Now you're pissed as hell that no one told you, unsure what the First Thing had to do with being a spy but okayyy whatever you can become brothers. Sure. Maybe he's fine, right?

Nope. Former Bestie is now hiding yet ANOTHER murderer for reasons unknown. the explanation last time didn't explain shit so now you are EXTRA mad and distrustful. and he keeps insisting that he's on your side which is - what? no. like you think former bestie has very clearly established that whatever side HE's on is not really your side. Nor is former bestie going to explain it, ever. and now you're brothers too, so you can't even get out of it.

hylianane

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

maseratus

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

mousidy

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

mousidy

bisthefairy

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

maightymai

sapphic-haymaker

warm welcome back

winged-void

My enemies will warp the facts at every turn to construct a narrative that suits them.

theabyssalones

posting here cause why not.. i'm writing some steincraft fluff that i may end up posting.. I don't write much so it may not be the best but i need to be the change i wanna see in the world

consumabledovecorpse

I’m so happy to see people still writing steincraft omg

soundoftheirwings

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)