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ritasanderson

aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

recycled-soul-deactivated201401

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

riskpig

WHAT?

endangeredslug-deactivated20170

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

riskpig

WHAT?????

thegrimmlovely

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

willowofthehearth

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

mayothefirst

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

eattherich73

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

smooththegoofyshark

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

jehovahhthickness

This is very true lol

bundibird

Yo what the f u c k

safifonhasstrel

archangeltwins

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

thesaltofcarthage

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

midnight-spectrum-again

What the fuck

gotterhag

panomoly

i-

….thank you tumblr??

stankpasta

hm.

krystal-prisms

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

soulvomit

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

wordsaremylife

Well I never

digital-magus

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

recycled-soul-deactivated201401

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

riskpig

WHAT?

endangeredslug-deactivated20170

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

riskpig

WHAT?????

thegrimmlovely

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

willowofthehearth

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

mayothefirst

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

eattherich73

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

smooththegoofyshark

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

jehovahhthickness

This is very true lol

bundibird

Yo what the f u c k

safifonhasstrel

archangeltwins

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

thesaltofcarthage

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

midnight-spectrum-again

What the fuck

gotterhag

panomoly

i-

….thank you tumblr??

stankpasta

hm.

krystal-prisms

I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

soulvomit

I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

wordsaremylife

Well I never

digital-magus

As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

pariambod

today's episode kinda weird

homunculus-argument

"The comic relief character was a cold-blooded villain all along" is a plot twist that is either brilliant or stupidest hackshit ever depending on how it's handled.

"hahah this ugly little freak was evil all along" for shock value? Boring.

"this entire time you have known me, you have been nothing but sadistic towards me. Are you telling me that this whole time, you've had no idea how badly I have wanted to kill you?" holy shit cinema.

petition to rename "Mophead" to "Mop mop mop sahur"

yes

😍😍😍wow spores your so smart and amazing and did i mention smart🥰🥰🥰🥰

Remaining time: 2 days 22 hours

#ersatz #ersatz pilot #ersatz mophead #ersatz fandom

supernova2099

Some Mophead x Ascetic and Munroe x Carrie head canons

Mophead x Ascetic head canons

• Ascetic is an animal person and loves to introduce Mophead to his animal friends, Mophead enjoys the company

• When Mophead needs a hug Ascetic without hesitation will give Mophead a hug

•Mophead is very good at showing emotions with his body language and Ascetic can always tell when he’s upset just through seeing his body language

Munroe x Carrie head canons

•Carrie isn’t the best at expressing his emotions but when he’s alone with just Munroe he can be more open and emotional since Munroe listens and doesn’t judge

•Sometimes when either one or both are having a bad day, they like to end there day by cuddling

•The first time they met, Carrie thought his exposed teeth would cause others to distance themselves from him. But Munroe didn’t care and wanted to get to know him

supernova2099

Some Mophead x Ascetic and Munroe x Carrie head canons

Mophead x Ascetic head canons

• Ascetic is an animal person and loves to introduce Mophead to his animal friends, Mophead enjoys the company

• When Mophead needs a hug Ascetic without hesitation will give Mophead a hug

•Mophead is very good at showing emotions with his body language and Ascetic can always tell when he’s upset just through seeing his body language

Munroe x Carrie head canons

•Carrie isn’t the best at expressing his emotions but when he’s alone with just Munroe he can be more open and emotional since Munroe listens and doesn’t judge

•Sometimes when either one or both are having a bad day, they like to end there day by cuddling

•The first time they met, Carrie thought his exposed teeth would cause others to distance themselves from him. But Munroe didn’t care and wanted to get to know him

petition to rename "rizz" in the ersatz universe to "rezz" eg. "imma go rezz up the huzz"😼😼😼😼

yes

YES

Remaining time: 2 days 21 hours

#ersatz #ersatzpilot #ersatz pilot #ersatz fandom #s.o.s

how do they know

#s.o.s #mould

ive officially reached cryptid status at school. People on the other campuses know who i am but in the way that people in the next town over know about the local forest demon

#undiagnosed adhd #it probably didnt help w the fact that everyone is rock stupid at schewl so i know all the answers