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majunju

drunk

zephyrine-gale

miss ma’am

dankmemeuniversity

dectech

preperations for the long journey ahead, friend

arahir

when someone brings up masks or covid and you can tell within the first few words that they’re about to make a point that ends your friendship. “my friend’s wife is a nurse and she’s actually read the studies and masks aren’t–” wow! incredible! watch how fast i delete your number from my phone! land speed record!! omicron isn’t that serious? we don’t need to actually obey social distancing? well let’s see how much social distance i can establish between us then just for fun

arahir

like okay. no. i am triple vaccinated without hesitation. do i think omicron might be as serious as whatever is going around now? i have no fucking idea. i’m not a medical professional. i haven’t read all the studies. i have a life. but i have friends and family who i would very much prefer i never be the catalyst for getting a disease that might kill them or irreparably damage their bodies. what is the current latest study on wearing masks? i have no idea. i’m not a medical professional and i’m not reading it. but i know that even if masks gave me the barest hope of not getting covid and not spreading it to others, i would wear them in every situation that called for it. if we as humans are going to have any inviolable convictions, mine are that i will never be selfish or foolish enough to bring even the chance of harm to other people, be they my immunocompromised loved ones or total strangers or unvaccinated babies or literally anyone anywhere that i might encounter. i don’t get how this is still a question. i don’t get how people can, with their full face, decide that their right to be an asshole about something so small supersedes the basic respect they owe every other human. it’s completely beyond my comprehension and honestly no single event in my life has made me question my faith in humanity more than this. especially in people i would have otherwise gone my entire life trusting and assuming the best of.

mirta-has-a-magick-lair-deactiv

Just Romania things

r4cs0

Wait…back it up

jussumsum

someguyiguess-deactivated202511

karama9

I should probably hate that tumblr will just NOT let things go ever, but I... actually love it.

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

Do you think the wet bandits from home alone ever held each other? Ever kissed each other, gently, and then passionately? Explored each other’s bodies, huddled in the back of their van?

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

bringing this back for Christmas

larkstonguesinaspicpart1

the meme is past its heyday but this was the origin of the “explored each others bodies” memes from this year. I’ve stayed humble about it though. merry christmas again.

somethinginsideyourhead

apparently there was a stunt in icarly where Gibby jumps from the ceiling into the ground but there were no safety measures and the stuntman broke his fucking ribs 😭

somethinginsideyourhead

this is it. this was allowed to air on nickelodeon.

somethinginsideyourhead

genuine shock/disbelief on all their faces

sugarmountainspring

He caught like a foot of air on the bounce... Holy shit

totallynotagentphilcoulson

Why in gods name didn’t they just toss a Gibby-shaped dummy holy shit there was no need for this stunt on fucking iCarly

disregardcanon

so, according to gibby’s actor, this is exactly what happened

al-lat

cleverclara

owlet

every day i look at the sink and i’m like seriously? honest to god i have used dishes once again?

owlet

this post is not for people frustrated by ppl putting dishes in their communal sink bc “oh i would NEVER leave a dish in the sink.” fuck off you already have your life together you don’t need this post. this is for the slimes and losers whose sinks are filled with the dishes of their own creation. this is for the lazy women, the useless men, the pathetic enbies. get out of here you sparkling clean dished heathens

cryoverkiltmilk

Don't laugh at this because "Oh those silly monster f*ckers." This is a giant freaking RED FLAG just like with Only Fans.

cryoverkiltmilk

ratprince

I’ve only seen comments saying shit like “horny rights” and “uhg why are ppl so puritanical” but you need to recognize this ISNT about sex. It’s about advertising and money. I guarantee there are ads on Fandom that are a million times raunchier tha the wikis they’re taking down.

gothiethefairy

marvel: ‘infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history’

me:

operator-arcadia

It’s true! Especially given a) the technology they had at the time to pull this off, and b) that they had characters from TWO separate companies as opposed to different characters from the same comics publisher.

So yeah, Roger Rabbit wins the ambitious crossover award, hands down. Sorry Marvel.

vaiyamagic

The agreement with Disney and Warner Bros was that they could only use their biggest characters (Mickey and Donald, Bugs and Daffy) if the other corrosponding character had the exact same amount of screentime. This is why, in the movie, Bugs and Mickey are sharing scenes, and Daffy and Donald are sharing scenes.

pankhearst

It’s also worth mentioning that every single animator in the industry that wasn’t already working on something was called in to work on this film. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

rubyvroom

take a look at this crowd shot

that’s nuts! It’s also a legitimately great movie, a noir comedy that ties in the actual history of Los Angeles alongside the history of animation comfortably alongside the gratuitous silliness. And Bob Hoskins is a fucking CHAMP for his acting in this, one of the earlier examples of green-screen acting with characters who mostly aren’t there and he can make you totally forget that he can’t see what’s happening a lot of the time.

ladylenoragriffin

Bob Hoskins is also a fucking champ because what he could see was Charles Fleischer (Roger Rabbit) delivering lines off-camera dressed like this:

This was his work environment.

siphersaysstuff

A casual reminder that this was LONG before inter-company crossovers became a thing. The very idea of Bugs and Mickey officially sharing screen time was UNTHINKABLE in the 80s. And then throw in Betty Boop, Droopy Dog, Woody Woodpecker, and Felix the Cat, all from different studios/rightsholders? Yowza. (If only King Features had let them put Popeye in.)

catchymemes

Faces behind the comics

sighinastorm

BONUS! Hyperbole And A Half — Allie Brosh

buttonprince

This is so surreal seeing the actual artist

ovenroastedtwerkey

With so many of these people, not even just the ones that draw themselves, it’s like, yup, that’s pretty much exactly what I would expect the author of ___ comic to look like.

ampervadasz

Gold

sailorcuba

the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

arborealgargoyle

like, that is a very unspecific response I still have no idea what you want but I applaud how adorably you meowed all the same, well done

arborealgargoyle

This post led me to reminisce on the nature of cat’s meowing, and I have a funny story

I befriended a feral cat once who had spent her life in the forest without human interaction. I was worried about her because she had a paw damaged from an old injury and was emaciated but obviously nursing kittens that were hidden away somewhere. It took me weeks of putting out food and sitting across the yard every evening for her to trust me even a little and when she decided we were friends and she expected dinner every night she started coming to my door and trying to call for me in the evening, but she didn’t meow. Why would she? Cats only meow naturally as kittens when their vocal chords/ears aren’t fully developed, adult cats communicate with vocalizations that aren’t audible to humans. She probably tried making noises I couldn’t hear to call me but ended up sticking to the one I always responded to- a horrible yowling growl that she had made at me when we first encountered each other in the forest. Except once we were friends she would make this noise while purring and rubbing affectionately against a nearby tree or the porch railing (because she didn’t want to touch me yet). This understandably freaked my family members out but I was touched that she had taken the time to find a way to basically yell FUCK OFF in an affectionate way.

Fast forward to when she finally trusts me enough to bring her hidden kittens out of the forest to me, long story short I gained their trust and put them in this big pen, that I had previously used to keep chickens in, so they’d be safe and to keep her from having another litter. Except she was already secretly pregnant again! (Fix your pets, guys, they make SO many babies) and ended up having her new babies in this pen. I kept my distance, sitting on the outside once they were born until she seemed comfortable enough to let me come inside. The kittens were a bit wild, hissing viscously at me as soon as they opened their eyes, but they warmed up to me. There were four of them and soon they all wanted to be the center of attention during the twice daily play sessions. I’d be playing with one and another would meow insistently behind me and I’d immediately answer them and give them love, teaching them that humans could be friends that answer their needs- making them adoptable once they were weaned. Mama cat (Artie) would just watch me play with them, and I guess she was doing some thinking because one day when they were about a month old I was playing with them and one meowed behind me. I was confused because I hadn’t realized there was a kitten behind me and when I turned, there wasn’t. The only cat there was Artie looking at me really intensely. I turned back around to the kittens and I heard the meow again, I turned back to Artie and responded in the way I always did with the kittens “yes baby?” And she meowed again in an exact imitation of her kittens! After that she would.not.shut.up. It was like she had cracked some kind of code, meowing for attention and snacks and just to say hi. Her two older kittens, the ones she’d had in the forest, had never meowed at me either but started to once they saw how I responded to their mom. and I find it endlessly fascinating because before that it had never occurred to me that cats only meow at humans because they were taught by other cats to keep meowing past kittenhood because that’s the best way to get a human’s attention.

Imagine befriending some weird giant with the wrong number of legs that you met in the forest who seems nice enough but doesn’t seem to be able to hear you, until your friend explains that all they can understand is fuck off! And I’m a baby give me love!