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idk what the book community is like on here these days but here are my stats

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

signedsincerelymegan-blog

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

powerburial

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

surprisebitch

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

powerburial

yeah but this is like for real people

telnaga

living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive

dialectiddy

College entrance essays be like…

rocktheholygrail

Have I missed anything in that freaky little noodle of yours?

van-dyne

#Thanks for coming to my TED talk

bulbiedorf

Dear People Who Smoke

I don’t know if you have considered this but stop smoking in areas where people are forced to wait at. Don’t smoke at crosswalks. Don’t smoke outside doorways. Don’t smoke at bus stops. People with asthma or other breathing conditions or people that idk DON’T WANT TO BREATHE IN YOUR CIGARETTE SMOKE are trying to get to places and need to be able to breathe. Stop smoking in crowded areas. stop smoking in crowded areas. STOP FORCING NONSMOKERS TO SECOND HAND SMOKE.

introvert-celeste

That goes for anyone who is doing something that produces are strong smelling vapor or smoke. Please don’t vape indoors. Please smoke weed with the same courtesy you would cigarettes (not indoors and not too close to other people/near doorways or bus stops).

toastbutteregg

i quit smoking two years ago and even till now, whenever I smell smoke in public, I just feel like smoking again

so to all smokers, please do smoke in smoking areas because you’re not only endangering everyone physically but you’re also torturing some of us mentally

now that probably sounded selfish but I just had to say it so I’m sorry if it offended anyone

transhuman-priestess

heyyyybrother

polarizeglow

only americans know the true pain of hearing this

ankle-beez

Imagine kid you watching your favorite kids’ network. It goes to commercial. Every single time it cuts to commercial this whole thing plays in its entirety. You’ve seen it so much you know every word, every piece of music, all the words and the exact entonation in which they say it

That’s hell. Having the Shirley temple little darling dvd collection commercial permanently ingrained in your brain.

misscokebottleglasses-deactivat

it has been many years since i have seen this commercial, and i can recite it word for word. op, what have you done

pervocracy

Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

ajaegerpilot

#thats why presentation of data matters #to prevent misinformation

khofnak

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

bothgoth

it’s cause it’s so expensive

sridevi

macden-byebitch

nothing summarizes dennis’ dramatic gay ass better than these 8 seconds

thecoolgaymac

That “yes bitch” killed a thousand people

twerkingwhiteboy-deactivated201

thatsthat24

PREACH

half-ace

“Why is it that men refuse to let themselves enjoy shit”

tredlocity

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

tredlocity

Mood to the max!

tredlocity

Tubular af

memeitism

groovy, i hate it

tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191

im going to lose my fucking shit over this tweet nothing will ever live up to this

flatearthmemes

pbkdf2

you are missing something! although those are the boots of the apollo 11 suits, they’re not what was worn on the moon. neil armstrong, not content with wearing just one pair of shoes, demanded nasa make him another, larger and cooler pair of boots just for walking on the moon.

you can see them here, to the right of the suit’s built-in boots.

photos of armstrong on the moon prominently feature the boots!

although i couldn’t find any official nasa photos of the bottoms of the boots, i could find something even more interesting! an x-ray of the boots “taken as a last minute check to see if there were any foreign objects that could compromise the integrity of the spacesuit during the mission, such as broken off tips of needles that were used in the stitching process”

the thick vertical lines are the treads at the bottoms of the boots

on a more pragmatic note: if nasa was faking a moon landing with a $150 billion+ budget, do you really think they’d mess up something as simple as a boot print?