Cool Enough

Curly hair and non stop yapping

[rimonoroni2]

i’m always thinking about that news story where a three year old boy who wandered away from his house and ended up in the middle of the woods was found by this local great pyrenees farm dog who herded the kid back to his unrelated owners house. and the guy was like. whose kid is this

[rimonoroni2]

that dog must have been like. hmm. this isn’t a goat. some human must have left their puppy behind by accident. i have to bring this to management. surely my owner will be able to sort out whatever has occurred. that kid was like i’m all alone and scared and omg a big fluffy puppy is here to help. and that fucking farmer looking at his dog like. who’s toddler did you steal???

[humanpersonface]

I think it is very important that everyone see the good boy in question. His name is Buford.

[southernoir]

If you can’t appreciate a dog named Buford, you have something wrong with you.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[inkandguns]

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

even his pubes had male pattern baldness

[katerinaaqu]

Aphrodite Areia but her weapon of choice is the slipper!

[sag-dab-sar-follows]

[katerinaaqu]

Hahahahaha yeah! Weapons of mass destruction everyone fears hahaha

[plaguedocboi]

I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.

It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

[cali]

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

[dralphabet]

[dehydratedlydia]

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

[ricky-tiki-tah]

You can’t tell me Grace doesn’t stim by repeating Rocky-isms or just in general speaking the way the computer translates Rocky’s speech.

Grace starts talking to himself like “Grace do science. Grace do science yes yes yes!” Or he starts doing Rocky’s jazz hands of happiness. Echoing Rocky’s spoken Eridian words. Even just putting “question” or “statement” at the end of his sentences.

The man’s echolalia would go haywire with Rocky and you can’t convince me otherwise

Definitely helps in his learning the Eridian language too

[rwibbit]

happy pride

[spineless-lobster]

Churchill: I hope I can be like napoleon

Napoleon: I hope I can be like caesar

Caesar: I hope I can be like alexander the great

Alexander the great: I hope I can be like achilles

Achilles: I hope patroclus fucks me today

[kerink]

i can't stop thinking about this part from the eridian lore bible

the biodome team watching grace get up in the middle of the night and easily navigate his hut without turning any lights on:

[spongelll]

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

[gonsplode]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Mutuals feel free to pick me up and drop me off in front of prime real estate that’s all mine

I will be scared but I will appreciate it

[emjoy398]

[mariakono]

I am taking the bus in paris i hope im not gonna get attacked by the creatures!

[mariakono]

OH NOOOOOOOOO