[lilspirit]

me looking in the mirror: idk who this bitch is but I’ll do her makeup I guess

[kadywicker]

saw a post saying “dont beg men to love you” and thats absolutely true but i have an addition i dont want to add to the post and Derail. but dont beg ANYONE to love you. im serious. not just romantically. not parents, friends, family, and especially not significant others. if you find yourself having to beg for scraps of love its time to pack it up and move on. 

[despazito]

my mom works at a daycare and this is on the wall of her room with no context

[skippyrip]

[stability]

[fivetail]

“did you just pause the bee movie to have discourse about the bee movie”

[sunflower-avenue]

Off camera: “This supreme court decision that could have happened, and since there had to have have been like, enough sort of like debate beforehand about whether…”

On camera: “Ok, but shouldn’t there have been a spinning newspaper transition there. Like Supreme Court declares bees as full citizens of the United States”

Off camera: “I mean, to be… to be fair, they’re only focusing on the bee media”

On camera: “On the bee media! *claps* ok, well on the bee media I think it would be a big fucking deal for them to be like Oh! We’re people now”

Off camera: “Well the thing is though, they probably already recognize themselves as FULL American citizens because they were born in America and have all… generations of coming *cut-off*”

On camera: “You know what this movie presents a lot of questions about personhood”

Off camera: “IT REALLY DOES! THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS MOVIE”

On camera: “The bee movie is about personhood really”

Off camera: “Ya, it is”

On camera: “Who is allowed to be a person?”

[archiveofadeadclown]

the crowning gem of this video is the Sollux shirt, which they probably wore specifically to watch Bee Movie

[ex0skeletal-undead]

I’m thinking about him again…

[ex0skeletal-undead]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Can you believe this

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Guess who I’m thinking about

[flatwood-mac]

[bromgah]

[corvidsnatcher]

[unholy-hands-and-hymns]

[brainscrewz]

me: *is sad*

some random shiny thing with no function or monetary value half buried in the dirt at the bus stop:

me: oh ho HOOO

[woodle-dee-doodle-deactivated20]

we’re all just crows with rights and anxiety

[theleafriday]

Rights?!

[catgirl-crimes]

[pianoaround]

[amuseoffirebane]

Reblogging this again because I found info!

This is 2/3 of a band called Too Many Zooz (they’re lacking their trumpeter here), the song is called ‘Flightning,’ and the genre is “brass house” (which i think they made up but hey i dig it). They have a handful of songs on Spotify and just successfully Kickstarted their first full-length album.

[gvayaba]

this song as the opening to a new anime by Shinichiro Watanabe honestly

[pomp-adourable]

These guys are CHARACTERS for a Watanabe anime.

[running-with-toast]

I seriously love these guys, because they’re so interesting from a music-theory perspective. Their use of intense beats, syncopation, deep bass, and blaring harmonics borrows a lot from modern club music

they’re basically playing dubstep on traditional instruments. Seriously, listen to some tracks with all three of them together, and tell me that’s not what they’re doing

[geramisdeath]

Ive been tryna remember their name for so long now im happy af thnx

[teathattast]

This is what sleep-deprivation induced psychosis feels like

[evildoctorcoconut]

Its 4:30 in the AM and I am fucking LOSING it over this

[lilacbreastedroller]

a chapterbook: *came with a stitched in ribbon bookmark, had a cloth spine, had those rough edged finished pages, or came with a map*

8 year old me: i am a 500 year old librarian and this is the most valuable book in my collection. i rescued it myself from a castle as it burned to the ground. *gingerly runs my little grubby hands down its spine and gazes wistfully out of the school bus window* i am the keeper of all civilization’s knowledge

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[vampire-crimson]

you walk in here and they deal with every single problem youve ever experienced in your life and then you go to the cash register and they kill you

[37q-archive]

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

[antiandrogen]

explain

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

[opposite-of-a-problem-deactivat]

explain

[dnd-homebrew5e]

[cheltrei]

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[bettsplendens]

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

[sindri42]

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

[ubercharge]

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

[anxietyproblem]