Hi, I'm Zeph

I probably won't post but when I do, expect it to be cat doodles

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[spookeex]

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

[mariacallous]

[perfectlyvalid49]

I want to be very clear on this. You can be out drinking with your friends on Friday night and dead on Sunday because of meningitis. Does that sound a little specific? Guess why I have such a specific scenario in mind.

And getting vaccinated is an easy way to prevent that. There is no medical reason to stop recommending that vaccine. There's no new study that shows that it's unsafe, there's no replacement that's better. This is literally the government making its citizenry less safe for no reason.

[seljepw]

This is the most accurate vaccine schedule as laid out by the AAP, who have stated that they think JFKjr is bullshit: 

If you have a kid, either download this or print it and confirm with your pediatrician that this is what you want to follow.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

[cheaphalloweencostume]

her name is Primrose. jesus christ man

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i cant fucking do this

[killoraptor]

When ego renegade boy first released I sent it to a bunch of my friends including a very cishet guy who was kinda awkward about the topic of trans people (not transphobic just didn't know how to talk about it) and he understood the message instantly.

I also sent it to a literal trans boy and after the song played he asked me "so is len a femboy or something?" and then followed it up with "so is he forced to pretend to be his sister?"

Never before in my life have I wanted to slap someone through a screen more than this.

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[tinsnip]

That’s a tarot card

[modmad]

[1o9]

[ghostcaterwaul]

Reblog to gain creative energy and to give more creative energy to the person you reblogged this from.

[shashanotsasha]

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001, dir. Lee Demarbre)

[the-haiku-bot]

Jesus Christ Vampire

Hunter (2001,

dir. Lee Demarbre)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[heat--end]

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

[heat--end]

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

[dogpuppy]

Yeah you guys can send me yourgrocery lists I’d love that

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

Reblog if people can use your dms to leave their grocery lists

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Sure, I’m nosy

[shanesloverboy]

Unfortunately Hudson Williams committed several grave sins to the internet:

Masculanized an Asian character

Became a heartthrob as a POC

Gave an award-winning performance for a neurodivergent character

Is dating a woman after playing a gay man

Gets just as much praise as his white costar

Doesn't censor himself to fit in

IS AN ASIAN MAN WHO HAS PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD SO DIABOLICALLY DOWN BAD FOR HIM

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

[anchovy]

Fag strong together. Don’t forget.

[anchovy]

[anchovy]

Happy pride to the post that made a bunch of people call me a Nazi

[hiveswap]

Btw it is very important that you talk to gay people off of tumblr if you can

[hiveswap]

Queer people on tumblr: other people in this "community" are the oppressor actually

Queer people in real life: hey do you want to come on a hike next week

[the-haiku-bot]

Queer people in real

life: hey do you want to come

on a hike next week

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[nightmarereverie]