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fuck-i-just

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

poselikeateam

Why does this not have any notes?

ice-cream-thursdae

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

notronaldreagan-blog

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

catbug

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

redwoodfox

“Manley’s orphanage, you make ‘em we take ‘em.”

versaceslut

OH MY GOD

quelana

THIS GUY MODS A TOASTER TO PLAY FUCKING VIDEO GAMES WTH

bae-life

these are what my teammates play on??? wow

candlelion-deactivated20140107

hey bro

bro

broski

brosicle

broseidon, god of the brocean

brotato chip

brotein shake

brosef stalin

barack brobama

teddy brosevelt

don quibrote

adrien brody

gallilebro gallilei

napoleon bronaparte

brobo cop

leonardo dicapribro

broseph mengele

bro nye the science guy

selena bromez

broey deschanel

bro dimaggio

wolfgang amadaeus brozart

brohemian rhapsody

osama bro laden

mighty bro young

brodo the hobbit bro

broprah winfrey

broby dick

abroham lincoln

what’s up

funnywildlife

daamonx

The chickens must feed, they accept this sacrifice

copycatn1nja

They're ducks...

world war I: assassination of archduke franz ferdinand

world war II: expansionism of nazi germany

world war III: seth rogen movie

A Videogame Mother’s Day

the-golden-hall

artemistyck

Cute, surprised Gandalf is my new favorite thing

eternalcowboy-blog

Painfully accurate model of the solar system if the moon were the size of a single pixel.

The wit is absolutely fantastic.

starsaremymuse

This is the most amazing thing ever! :D

thisuneasymist

I am only halfway through this but it is amazing and oddly soothing

haleyscomett

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

reilpikram

Wat.

teandcrackers-deactivated202112

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

housetohalf

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

palindrome-mystery

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

spiffypop

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

firebreathingeli

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.

fuckingconversations

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.