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Not now kitten daddy's trying to remember why he walked into the kitchen
please never let them figure anything out
you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old
you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old
Shut up, Stiles.
Watch your crush sleep, then put on your best "I just woke up too" act. ✅ Nailed it.
i knowwwwww in my heart ilya would love taking shanes last name and after they have kids referring to their family unit as hollanders. ilya turning around to the backseat like okey hollanders here is plan. we are going to be in and out of costco in thirty minutes. you may choose ONE item each. if we get separated we meet at optometrist. we will get ice creams on way out as long as everyone is cool and nobody tells dad. hollanders on three.
Like I just knooooow people are tired of them. Everyone knows without being told that they are having freak sex CONSTANTLY and that they are so in love about it. Like how does it feel to be together for twelve years married for one and you are STILL knocking the walls down every night. Everyone said it HAS to stop at some point and they are WRONG. Second season on the Cens Shane is still coming in routinely with bite marks on the BACK OF HIS SHOULDER and there is only one mathematical explanation for how they got there. Like ohhhh my name is Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov and the only thing I do is win Stanley Cups and have hot freaky athletic people sex with a man who would kill and die for me and I make MILLIONS OF MONEYS while doing it. I know people hate them.
i genuinely could never get over zuko and katara in the crystal catacombs............like why are you opening up to your enemy about your childhood trauma, a blackened part of your heart that no one else has really taken seriously or just brushes over........and why are you offering to HEAL your enemy's scar when you've done nothing but fight against one another............and why are you letting your enemy touch the scar that you've developed such a deep shame over............the war is raging on, and the world is breaking itself outside from both flame and stone, and somehow, in between, zuko and katara tethered themselves with these small pieces of tenderness and empathy.......no matter how brief it had been, and no matter how it ended, and no matter how they faced each other again from opposite sides........like it happened and for a moment, everything was possible and love drew in a startled breath
Shane at 19 has very vivid and extreme fantasies of Ilya Rozanov knocking him up (he dreams about it more than once) not because he particularly wants to have children (Jury's still out) or because something something a piece of Ilya inside him, but because the idea of becoming teenage pregnant by the Bad Boy of Hockey is genuinely such a fucking power fantasy. For Shane specifically. Is it biologically possible? No. Would it be in any way remotely okay or fun if it happened? No. Is it blindly hot to imagine for purely horny reasons the idea of standing next to Ilya at some league event, visibly pregnant and holding his hand and knowing that every person who looks at him knows what Ilya did to him? Yeah.
Friendly reminder Buck was flirting to distract Eddie.
I need my weird alone time or I will explode
Ilya and Shane are so sappy in love extra sweet and clingy during the season when it’s just tiny pockets of each other that they get. They are curled up asleep heavy limbed and exhausted, mid season, Boston vs Montreal and they finally have each other overnight. Just barely. But it’s overnight. So when Ilya wakes up and it’s still dark out and he checks, with a deeply unimpressed frown, their alarms haven’t gone off yet, and Shane is nowhere to be seen he is NOT happy.
He and Shane have been falling asleep on FaceTime for months while Ilya was curled up tight around a pillow, Shane’s voice in his ear and blurred imagine on his screen as he dreamed of the warmth and smell and feel of Shane under his hands. He’d been looking forward to this for almost three months. Where the fuck was his Shane. Half asleep and frowning hard Ilya tumbles out of his bed, they are at his since it had been a home match in Boston. He scratches at the low of his stomach as he muffles a yawn and with one eye squinted stumbles towards the ensuite. The light is pushing out the bottom of the door and it makes Ilya wince, but his stomach turn hopefully that he will find his shane there.
He pushes open the door, and sees Shane there, handsome and just in sweats stood by the sink, hands under the water because of course Shane washes his hands so thoroughly after a middle of the night piss. Ilya loves him so much, the sight of his back makes his chest fucking ache. The distance between them seems ridiculous. Shane is turning toward him now, eyes half shut, voice a low rumbled sound, heavy with sleep.
“Baby? Wasswrong?” Shane asks, and he’s drying off his hands, half a step towards Ilya before Ilya is already there, arms wrapping around the low of Shane’s waist, squeezing him to his chest to tight it lifts his feet up off the tiles and makes him grunt.
Shane’s hand smooths the back of Ilya’s sleep hot curls and his arms wrap around him and he’s so warm and lovely and strong in Ilya’s arms. So real. Ilya wants to sink his teeth into him.
“Okay?” Shane asks, and he’s tucking his face into Ilya’s neck, rubbing a sleep rosey cheek into Ilya’s neck, jaw, hand massaging at his scalp.
“You were gone” Ilya grumbles back, as if Shane had committed the worst act possible. An act of warfare.
“Had to piss” Shane sighs, nips at Ilyas earlobe.
“Missed you” Ilya whispers, a tiny confession, and he feels Shane’s arms tighten around him, wrapping around his neck.
“Then take me back to bed baby” Shane asks, lets Ilya lift him up, it’s easy, a slide of hands and he’s against Ilya’s chest, hands under Shane’s thighs, walking them back to his bed.
Ilya lays shane on the bed first, climbs in and pulls the covers up up over them and lays himself overtop of Shane. “Stay” Ilya gruffs, an instruction, and bites at Shane’s chin, jaw, shoves his hand down Shane’s sweats and feels Shane’s hand in his hair, slowly combing through, over and over.
“Just like this” shane agrees, fingers at the back of Ilya’s neck. Shane’s heartbeat, strong and steady under his cheek, the smell of him, warm and slightly of sweat, of the soap he’d washed his hands with.
“Close” Ilya agrees and Shane nods, “stay close” he breaths and his feet are rubbing soft loving circles against Ilya’s calf, toes wriggling and Ilya burrows in as close as he can to Shane’s chest, cheek mushed to bare skin. Ilya presses his nose to his sternum, nuzzling and kisses, soft shapes of his mouth until he falls asleep.
PARK JIMIN BTS - Normal (Explicit ver.), 2026
for @jung-koook ♡
i don’t have to sleep with everyone i have feelings for and i don’t have to have feelings for everyone i sleep with
shane is stepping into the shower and not even a full minute later ilya is right behind him and shane’s like “you know we can shower separately?” and ilya just goes “ah no we can’t we’re married” and shane laughs and says “ilya not all married couples shower together” and ilya’s like “they should it’s the law” and shane’s like “what law?” and ilya goes “marital law” and shane says cackling “there’s no such thing” and ilya just says shrugging “there’s and you’re not allowed to shower by yourself you need me to wash your hair and your body” and shane’s like “this is just an excuse to touch me naked” and ilya grins and goes “no it’s the marital law” and shane just shakes his head laughing because his husband is absolutely ridiculous and he loves him so much