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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

hear me out: snakes but with cat noses

foiblepnoteworthy

[ID: A vibrant pink, cream and dark green snake blepping. They have green cat eyes and a pink cat nose.]

So you mean like this or...

(for the love of god click for better image quality)

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

corobeuin

I mean, ball python faces are literally :3 shaped, so there’s that

#look at that snoot #deserves a boop

*How it feels to chew 5 Gum*

GET ME OUT OF THIS WIND TUNNEL I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN

*5 Gum. Stimulate your senses*

#5 gum #stimulate your senses

pukicho

I hope the year 20008 is just like 2008 but instead of us, it’s us but our consciousness is uploaded to a collective hive-mind cloud and we all watch caramelldansen together like it’s new

dreamyflower-nya

This… Actually sounds pretty great?

pukicho

Yeah its pretty cool, there’s no individuality since we’re all one, but we’re in a constant state of euphoria so it’s alright. It’s like your body is being submerged in an ocean of water that’s no hotter nor colder than yourself, and so you feel like you’re floating in nothingness, yet being wrapped in a comforting blanket of consciousness flow. Anyways bye.

pukicho

Also if one person gets a nightmare, we all get nightmares, which is less good, but it’s fine since sleep doesn’t exist so much.

corobeuin

Wait, but that also means if one person gets Rick Rolled, we all get Rick Rolled.

There is literally no downside to this.

I am desperately craving cheese and crackers and I am faced with two difficult decisions

Go through the night with an ever-growing yearning for cheddar

Or shuffle to the kitchen at 1am, risking waking up my cheese-addicted dogs, but then having the responsibility to come out of my room to return the Costco-size block of Tillamook before it’s too late or I fall asleep in a cheese coma.

#cheese #cheddar #Tillamook #cheeseandcrackers #midnight snack #dilema #halp

Tumblr has said this before, and it shall be said again.

But can we PLEASE bring Victorian capes back in style?

#capes #victorian #seriously #it's weird if i do it alone #it's called fashion

your-gay-lawrence

Biology says I’m 70% water.

Chemistry says I’m 99% hydrogen, oxygen, carbon, and nitrogen.

Physics says I’m 99.99% empty space.

Psychology says I’m 100% confused.

corobeuin

And 15% concentrated power of will

I’m terrified to turn on the audio on my dashcam. If I have to end up in traffic court, I’d rather not have the judge hear me loudly belt Lady Gaga songs.

Or hear me say random-ass shit like “SUDDENLY A HERD OF PACHYDERMS APPEARED ON THE HORIZON” like a 1920s Carnival Barker.

#yes I am single #dashcam #iamsanesometimes

Texas conservatives went from making fun of snowflakes to having their power grid shut down by snow.

IT SEEMS THE TURNS HAVE TABLED

#texas #snow2021 #itistheendtimes #nobutseriously #theapocalypseisuponus #andalsotexas

It's 2021 and Tumblr is becoming popular again?

#wtf is happening #did I wake up in a parallel universe? I am scared and confused

consciouscreat0rs

pinkbassguitar-deactivated20140

You are the worst person.

You can be a vegan and whine at people, thats hurting nobody but when you tell people to not take vaccines, you’re endangering public health.

If YOU mixed mercury, aluminium phosphate, ammonium sulfate, formaldehyde and viruses and injected it into someone, you’d kill someone because you have no pharmacological experience.

If someone in a lab mixed those together, they know how they work, they have medically assessed and peer reviewed evidence and strict guidelines to follow to create a safe and effective product. Why is it legal? Because they know what they’re doing and know how to spell “phosphate” and “ammonium”.

Why don’t YOU educate yourself instead of subscribing to the notion that all scientists are evil and want to poison you are your natural, vegan lifestyle. I say this as a fucking IMMUNOLOGIST, you are single handedly responsible for the skyrocketing resurgence of deaths caused by TB, measles and the worrying prospect of smallpox returning.

Let’s break this one down and give you some education.

Mercury is an element in the compound thiomersal which was part of many vaccines. It has been claimed with NO tangible evidence other than a multifaceted correlation that thiomersals cause autism. This has been investigated thoroughly and no causal link has been found.

Aluminium phosphate is an aluminium salt which is used as an adjuvant in vaccines. An adjuvant is a compound which causes an immune response to be higher and stronger, so that the immune system comes into contact with the attenuated virus more, so that it can recognise the antigens of the virus and provide immunity. They are a necessary part of the vaccine if you want it to work well.

Ammonium sulfate is used in the process of purifying the proteins in the synthesis of a vaccine. It is also found in bread and flour, so you’d better learn to enjoy rice if you want to avoid it.

Formaldehyde is used in the treatment and purification of vaccines and stops contamination. Most of this is removed before the vaccines is shipped, although some remains.

In my personal and scientifically backed opinion, the war against disease is a hundred fold more important than the mum-led war against vaccines. Do you want your child to die a slow, painful, agonising death? If not, then shut the fuck up with your so called “facts” you got from Yahoo Answers and get your kid vaccinated.

I am going to sound derogatory, but if you don’t have formal education in at least biology, you have no role to talk about the way vaccines should be done. You have no idea of the actual function and mechanism in which they work, and you have is a vague knowledge that mercury used to make people mad, formaldehyde is used in embalming and that ammonium sulfate and aluminium phosphate sound scary.

Vaccinate your kids if you want them to live. End of. If you don’t then you clearly don’t love your kids and would prefer to see them die of completely preventable diseases.

This has been a rage filled, alcohol induced response from a scientist.

amygdalalaland

bookmaking this to post on Facebook later

deducecanoe-deactivated20161213

Yeah. no. The diseases we vaccinate against are horrible and can be fatal. Not just for your child that you refuse to vaccinate but vulnerable children who can’t be immunized or have compromised immune systems. Don’t be an asshat. Vaccinate your kids.