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percy :D lotta hot takes here....fb from essektheylss

[hotvampireadjacent]

[totallynotgayforyou]

People are always like "Don't go to Orc city!! It's dangerous!!" Well I'm here now and everyones so nice, I just got invited to Club Orcs by a very handsome Orc.

[totallynotgayforyou]

Hmm I may have misunderstood some things, I have been given a club to hit some orcs in the Orc Pit.

[orcboxer]

GET SWINGIN BOY

[totallynotgayforyou]

Its honestly really cathartic to smash a big club against a bunch of Orcs, I wasn't sure at first cause I didn't want to hurt them but they just cheer and get back up again.

[orcboxer]

we love that shit that's why we do it I'm so happy to share our culture with yoy

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[3688431-remade-deactivated20220]

MY guardian angel jacks off to me while i sleep

[tiredsoundsofagnes]

the s*x pistols and the unalived kennedys

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[librarylurker]

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

[blasesaint]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

a tale as old as time

[bubbleteavangelist]

could happen to any of us really

[sizzlingcandyjellyfish]

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

[wiltking]

if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

[unclefather]

you’re too sexy to be poor this isn’t right

I’m always saying this

[speakthewordonly]

in a kill it with your sword kill it with your sword amen mood today

[gomjabbar]

i had a dream i was at a party and this girl was avoiding me and someone was like "yeah she said you weirded her out during covid" and i said "what, no i didn't" and i checked my messages and the first & only text i sent to her in 2020 was a 6 minute long video of a knight dismembering another knight with a sword

[verbalmoonwalking]

A non-comprehensive list of media that makes me go "your house really shouldn't be doing that, man":

House of leaves

Piranesi

Blue Prince

[yurimartyr]

house md

[batcii]

revisiting an old concept: fancy mushrooms

[monstersovka]

🌘🌗🌕🌓🌒 wolf

[maggotmuncher0]

sometimes i like to copy my own drawings