MY guardian angel jacks off to me while i sleep

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dirt enthusiast

shark vs the universe
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Acquired Stardust
trying on a metaphor
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

izzy's playlists!

oozey mess
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@corvidenthusiast
MY guardian angel jacks off to me while i sleep
the s*x pistols and the unalived kennedys
it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback
this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered
a tale as old as time
could happen to any of us really
NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.
if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down
you’re too sexy to be poor this isn’t right
I’m always saying this
in a kill it with your sword kill it with your sword amen mood today
i had a dream i was at a party and this girl was avoiding me and someone was like "yeah she said you weirded her out during covid" and i said "what, no i didn't" and i checked my messages and the first & only text i sent to her in 2020 was a 6 minute long video of a knight dismembering another knight with a sword
A non-comprehensive list of media that makes me go "your house really shouldn't be doing that, man":
House of leaves
Piranesi
Blue Prince
house md
revisiting an old concept: fancy mushrooms
🌘🌗🌕🌓🌒 wolf
sometimes i like to copy my own drawings
in my borzoi era 🐾
painting of my cat