Anders was Right

Crow//He/Him//23//DRAGON AGE VEILGUARD BABYYYYYY//Header from @thyredwarden

[doghawke]

Hey I'm Crow! I took a longgg break from Tumblr but I'm back baby >:3

he/him only, bi, poly (not looking, i already have a girls <3), 22, auDHD and physically disabled! This is my main, mostly fandom and aesthetic stuff but probably personal posts when I feel like it!

minimal politic posting, but I'm a punk tranny who supports all good faith identities and hates TE.RFs and transmeds, just so we're clear where i stand :3

main fandoms are: Dragon Age, Assassin's Creed, Stardew Valley, MLP, furry, TS4, Umamusume (BIGGG ONE RN.), and TES!

I'm an artist but I likely won't post my art here, and if i do I'll make a separate blog for it.

and since I'm an adult, I wanna say, PLEASE no minors! this blog will not be SFW, even if it just ends up being suggestive/artistic nudity type stuff!

[maldemer]

i hope you live a long and happy life

[tickletipsworld]

they are taking me to the slaughter house

[ripplespate]

I don't have ms paint but just pretend it is bc no one knows paintbrush for mac but i can assure you it was just as hellish if not worse since theres technically no brushes other than a pixel round brush and the worst looking freaking spray paint

[unsound-satyr]

SCROLL BACK!!

IT'S A PAINTING!!!

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[creekfiend]

it's weird that so few people seem to know that mormons largely run the troubled teen industry. ppl will imply that I'm religiously intolerant when I badmouth mormonism and it's like well. they child trafficked me. so. lol

[creekfiend]

it's why Utah has the worst youth rights laws in the country; bc the troubled child industry lobby fights all legislation designed to give kids more rights. it's a state-supported industry of child abuse run by the Mormon church 🤷

[tanadrin]

would be fun if language acquisition echoed language evolution a la recapitulation theory. kids going through an indo european phase.

[jadagul]

https://xkcd.com/2567/

[tanadrin]

fuuuuuck there really is an xkcd for everything

[bigscaryd]

Quick put an animal book in front of him and ask him what this guy is

[nordenflycht]

there's an xkcd for that also

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[borderlands-disorder]

[popsunner]

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

[popsunner]

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

[popsunner]

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

[popsunner]

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

[popsunner]

Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”

And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah

[popsunner]

Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”

And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me

[doghawke]

Cullen should be bi. I dont actually really wanna romance him I just think he should have a gay awakening bc the Inquisitiors cool as fuck and also hot. yk

[valtsv]

there are a lot of situations and scenarios you can say Well if it happened to me i would have just been normal about it about but hamlet is objectively not one of them. i would have done all of that too.

[lesbianshepard]

#if hamlet happened to me I’d have gay sex with horatio

[endcrys-art]

This pride month I need every aromantic to get more annoying about being aromantic

[dogpuppy]

[valtsv]

there are a lot of situations and scenarios you can say Well if it happened to me i would have just been normal about it about but hamlet is objectively not one of them. i would have done all of that too.

[lesbianshepard]

#if hamlet happened to me I’d have gay sex with horatio

[akaahsokatano]

happy pride month !

[dogpuppy]

[kosmogrl]