[orteil42]

no school ever prepared me for what would turn out to be my principal preoccupation as an adult: making sure i cook and eat all the food i bought before it goes bad

[vegasgrandprix]

[polpotpie]

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

[toskarinfr]

you know back then there was some guy always recommending the polearm for duels like how people recommend linux today

[spiribia]

me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this

me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life

[dredsina]

Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

[entierradefrikis]

[mitski-miyawakis]

when moses returned from the mountain with the stone tablets with the 10 commandments and saw the people worshipping the golden calf

[horsefigureoftheday]

Toy Major Trading Co. Rubber Unicorn (2013)

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: The Howler

[skincareroutine]

maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that

[anak1n]

This post is #Sponsored by

[bunniope]

wizard seeing a small crowd of people and their knees immediately buckle in sexual pleasure imagining how much damage a fireball would do

[grimeclown]

Can we get an ounce of fucking privacy

[grimeclown]

I mean they

[iemon-pxl]

forest

[sapphling]

oh so now they're saying you're "not allowed to get hard when you think about if refracting through a prism and splitting into discrete spectra would make a beam of light feel pain" anymore

[alocalfrog]

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

[toskarin]

[casualfruit]

[pansyfemme]

cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

[strayknight]

bought an item on etsy and the store shut down and disappeared the second i got the package in the mail. classic cursed object story but instead of a cursed object its a skyrim shirt

[strayknight]

and by the divines i will be prepared

[marsdemo]