[baejax-the-great]

The thing about asari is that theoretically they could mate with anything that has DNA which means I see no reason why you couldn't have an asari whose father was a tree

[baejax-the-great]

Like my pencil has DNA in it. Could an asari hold it and sense the DNA and get pregnant and be like, my daughter, please take your father to school with you

[baejax-the-great]

An asari gets a little too much pleasure from her meal and realizes whoops, she's knocked up and doesn't know if her daughter is half pasta or half sauce

[baejax-the-great]

An asari fucks up while mating with her sentient partner and incorporates the DNA found in her 100% cotton sheets

[baejax-the-great]

Lily Orchid Spiderplant T'wain, you were named after your three potential fathers from when I accidentally left the botanical garden pregnant

[diomemedes]

my brain would not let me rest until i made this

[peachblossom-odyssey]

Mass Effect au where everything is the same except the hanar refer to themselves as “this bitch”

[tealenko]

Done! Ups... It's 8:07 AM Oh well, who needs to sleep anyway ehehehehehe

[incorrect-masseffect]

Shepard: these are the voyages of the starship Normandy, its ongoing mission - fuck around and find out

[hehearse]

<3

[masseffect-pl]

Team Phoenix by Scrappy195 Power od pink! 

[legionofpotatoes]

✨ some mass effect fan art from this year!

[warpedlegacy]

"If I had a nickel for every time I got emotionally attached to a poor sod who accidentally ended up in the center of historical political upheavals and became renowned but traumatized heroes... I'd have two nickels. That's not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."

---Varric Tethras, probably

[snizabelle]

[likaoniar]

This is gold

[unidentifiedspoon]

the knight-captain must be new here because how ya gonna lock up a mage that could benchpress you in full armor

[adlersadie]

Shepard. I thought you were dead.

[anywayhereskirkwall]

#‘we need to make sure people know garrus is fuckable in this game!’#‘got it. make sure he manspreads in his first appearance’ 

tags from meggannn

[lorienlady]

The GUN is at his GROIN reminding me of his HUGE ALIEN DONG

[expertmakodriver-deactivated202]

“The Mako sucks” yeah then explain THIS

[thecopperkidd]

New trailer was like a culture shock, eh?

[zaeedsflipflops]

[voidtakeyou]

it the 4th birthday of Inquisition. So here’s my lazy gift.

[firjii]

what are you talking about, this is magnificent

[witche-nerd]

all the dragon age companions and protags as john mulaney quotes

Warden:

Alistair:

Morrigan:

Zevran:

Leliana:

Wynne:

Sten:

Oghren:

Shale:

Hawke:

Aveline:

Bethany:

Carver:

Varric:

Merrill:

Anders:

Fenris:

Isabela:

Sebastian:

Inquisitor:

Cassandra:

Iron Bull: 

Vivienne: 

Dorian:

Sera:

Blackwall:

Cullen:

Josephine:

Solas:

Cole:

+bonus Solas to Cole post breakup