Persuasive moustache BETA

¿Cómo se dice mostacho en italiano? Trampolini du moco.

[cosacososa]

¿Que vibras de Eeveelution tienes?

Vaporeon💦

Flareon🔥

Jolteon⚡

Leafeon🌿

Espeon🌀

Umbreon🌒

Sylveon🎀

Glaceon❄

Vanilla Extracteon🍦

Voting ended onMar 18, 2023

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[ridiculousbirdfaces]

Very dangerous bird of prey :-) by gerckens.photo - hamburg

Pygmy Falcon (Polihierax semitorquatus)

[theraptorcage]

African Pygmy Falcon

[fat-birds]

national zoo pygmy falcon.

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[buzzfeed]

whyyyyyy

[amarshmallownamedo]

Wasn’t this the toy that scared a kid real bad so they ran away screaming only since it follows sound it just chased this poor screaming kid all over the place?

[adulthoodisokay]

yep that’s the one

[weirdbuzzfeed]

[post-collapse]

[khytal]

you’ll never see it coming

[prokopetz]

The fact that “PWP” stands for both “porn with plot” and “porn without plot” tells you basically everything you need to know about content tagging in fandom.

[prokopetz]

@yoshilisk replied:

declining to use “PWOP” as an abbreviation is a criminal offense

Porn With Other Porn

[prokopetz]

[rartorata]

Porn With Optimus Prime

[aqueerkettleofish]

British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.

This just seemed appropriate today.

[ericvilas]

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

[ericvilas]

FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

[hungry-joe]

[fbf-art-deactivated20181205]

NO FUCKING SHIT, SHERLOCK

[viejospellejos]

[dollmaycry]

“i was BORN ready” ready for what?? what could a baby possibly be born already ready for? poop yourself?

[emiria]

ready to suck tiddie

[dollmaycry]

[7mangoes]

“cum in me” is the most romantic sentence in the English dictionary

[midori-n]

Nice try 57th prime minister of japan shinzo abe

[porterr-robinson]

[mitski-miyawakis]

Captions:

Videoer: Speak, Comrade Elmo.

Elmo: [opens mouth as the national anthem of the ussr begins to play and the videoer begins to laugh]

[jasper-rolls]

today in “youtube’s recommendation algorithm completely misunderstands what i’m interested in”: i am recommended a channel consisting entirely of livestreams of a creepy dude sitting in a corner and just staring at the camera for 4 hours, 3 times a week

[hotvampireadjacent]

a robber broke into his house and he didn’t stop recording and the robber got so creeped out he left. the video is on his YouTube somewhere

[every1one]

https://youtu.be/tmrXakd_r6I?t=9391 here

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

“This episode of Sitting and Smiling features a very special guest. About 2.5 hours into the webcast, I hear someone come into the house, which is odd, because my only housemate is at work, and we aren’t expecting anyone. I realize I didn’t check to see if the doors were locked before starting the webcast. I hear the person stealthily moving around the house, and then I hear them stealthily climbing the stairs, towards my room. My door opens, and I hear an unfamiliar male voice say “Hello?”. Then, after presumably seeing me sitting still and smiling in front of a camera, lit from beneath by a florescent bulb, he promptly descends the stairs and exits the house.

You can see this happen at 2:36:30

As it turns out, the doors were locked, and he had broken one open. We found nothing missing, as there is not really anything of value in the house other than the laptop I was using to webcast.“

I’m howling

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The robber legitimately thinks they just walked into a creepypasta and they made the wise choice of getting the hell out of there

[hauntedspacebar]

Vtuber noises

[lizardsexposed]

[kreuzader]