A Blog In Denial

Welcome to my blog, lovely person! My name is Allie ~ She/her ~ 31 years old ~ Grey Ace ~ Secretly a giant sap ~ I mostly reblog cute animals and pretty much anything I find interesting or funny I hope you enjoy what I post and reblog on here!

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[mrsterlingeverything]

Do u guys like me as evil or good cuz im flexible

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

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[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[ashenmind]

“protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time

“be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine

[halondrus]

[desinteresse]

Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

[desinteresse]

“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭

[desinteresse]

Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.

[mosssreblogs]

for those lacking certain "adulting" skills, especially things around the house, check out:

mom, how do i...?

and dad, how do i...?

^ there are tons of other resources but these two will teach you some personal hygiene, home or apartment repairs, easy recipes and basic cleaning techniques, even how to schedule doctor's appointments

if youre a renter i cannot recommend the trans handyma'am enough, mercury is a lifesaver, and her channel and accounts are always accepting new questions

there are so many resources, a lot that you dont have to even ask for, just know how to look 🩷 much love

[littlethingwithfeathers]

Jumping in here to also suggest "see Jane drill" on YouTube. She's great for bigger projects... stuff like installing appliances or doing major renovation or repair. My husband replaced all the toilets in our house in a weekend using her tutorials. It would have cost $500 per toilet to have a plumber do it but we did it for just cost of materials which was around $200 each.

[preserving-tiktok]

[oneheadtoanother]

idk anything about this but I love it

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[bakwaaas]

this life does not hold your hand

[stratfender]

but i will! cmere :) 🤝🩷

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[marinella-ela]

[photozoi]

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[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Real sound! No stupid music! You can hear it say moo!

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

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