Wamcrimbo

23 he/him

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[airmetsierra]

[ovur]

You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

[ovur]

*trips while I'm running away and you get a panty shot*

[flunkett]

Huh

[frikinnerd]

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

[ovur]

Ok I'll go fuck myself

[strangebiology]

Bird feeders are probably making birds evolve longer beaks

British people really like bird feeders.

I am not going to tag the name of the bird, because I’m pretty sure I would get tagged as NSFW if I did, but I assure you their beaks are getting longer and it’s probably because of the UK’s obsession with bird feeders.

[champawattigress]

GREAT TITS GAIN MASSIVE PECKERS, MORE AT 11!

[funnytwittertweets]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The women in science sticker adds a certain flavor to this that I can’t quite describe

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

I just found someone sharing this on twitter, so sorry that I don't have the link but omg

[oparnoshoshoi]

Gaslight that bitch straight into the asylum

[might-be-a-gliscor]

[rslashrats]

[contextualise]

literallyyy

[haemorrhaxe]

[limewiremother]

average british man

[tachiikoma]

[catgirlforeskin]

me when I go to pick up my estradiol with my girlfriend but the pharmacist accidentally says my mk ultra activation phrase

[squidbroom]

i’m obsessed with thinking about the normal people in the blaseball universe. like the kind of person who’s like “oh i don’t follow sports” but then the sun explodes and the sun explodes again and then you open your wallet one day and all of your money is gone

[squidbroom]

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

obsessed w them

[probsjosh]

GOOD FOR THEM TAKE THAT SHIT WITH YOU

[funnytwittertweets]

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[that-twink-over-there]

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

[snowylynxx]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bjorgar]

Imagine getting lost in target as a kid only to have a giant Eldridge monster grab you. Then it starts chanting in an unknown tongue and moves you faster than you ever thought possible, only to plop you down in the parking lot next to your mom.

[papasmoke]

[nhvk-deactivated20210326]

[iw9q8q7ysysy]

I only ever see this gif when I’m high and I want y'all to stop it’s too much