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phoenix-before-the-flame

Of all the character design changes that happened in Fairy Tail, the fact that Elfman went from this:

To this all because of 3 months of training for GMG

Felt like a goddamn betrayal. Literally a knife to the back.

Look at how they massecred my boy.

phoenix-before-the-flame

Since i'm thinking about this again here's so other designs that hurt me

Doing this to Droy

I have no problem with him being fat, thats not the issue by all means let him stay fat. The issue is turning him into a fat joke, that was terrible.

Turning Gildarts from a DILF to this

Also sorry not sorry, i liked Kinana when she was round faced and kinda chubby.

The fact that after the 7 year timeskip she got the same body type as almost every other female character made me go :/

Tragic indeed

Macao going from cool dude (and potential dilf runner up) to creepy uncle

phoenix-before-the-flame

I AM NOT DONE! I HIT THE PICTURE LIMIT ON THAT FIRST REBLOG BUT I AINT DONE

My last grievance to be aired is Nab and Warren overall. Like they weren't good designs to begin with ( literally any character that has lips drawn like that makes me want to fight. And Nab's overall thing isn't good)

There.

My last grievance. I'm done now.

phoenix-before-the-flame

Aight i'm back on my bullshit again because I just remembered about Minerva

Homegirl had quite possibly the dopest and most unique design of all the female characters and the she caught a hard case of Same Face Syndrome™

Such a shame 😔😔😔

phoenix-before-the-flame

Ok his design isn't bad but the colour palette makes me violent

cobrakiin

Kinana's transformation from cute chubby girl to waifubait is worse when you remember her original design was a) chubbier in her original/manga design and b) her looks were based on one of Mashima's assistants. She was based on a real person. And from what I remember hearing the studio wanted to include her in the anime, but didn't want her to be chubby.

morningstar21

Well damn...

themonsterinthebasement

Absolutely works 😁

tightlacedchaos

@ayerslix-is-clean-af

female-orgasm-denial

What the actual fuck?

This works.

Night night, off to teach my wife.

Agreed

Concur.

One of my best friends was diagnosed with stage 3 chronic kidney disease

Please please retweet their tweet share wherever you can and please donate to their gfm if you can

caelan0d

I am literally begging you all to please reblog/retweet/donate please

#girlswholikegirls #girls who like girls #idk how to tag this #how do u meet ppl #lonely #message me #pennsylvania

lmaonade

i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it''s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i'm not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i'm talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it's literally not even that difficult and it matters so much

lmaonade

i truly believe that knowing how to cook is a basic survival concept and the fact that so many people can't even make simple dishes is depressing as hell this is the sorta thing that should be taught at a young age. being able to take the ingredients you have around your home and turn them into a meal is like, essential and will make life so much better. you don't need to be a high end chef you just need to understand some things that can be easily taught... but then again maybe the education system is playing a roll against this and ultimately they want you to grow up to rely on mcdonalds for dinner. i don't know. please learn how to cook for yourself if you're able. i'm not asking you to hunt for specific ingredients to make some expensive youtuber's "best" recipe but if you know the basics of cooking you can do a lot with cheap canned ingredients. cooking can be affordable i promise you just need to learn how to make do with what you can get

eroticcannibal

Can anyone point me towards resources that teach those basics cus I would LOVE to teach my child this stuff but i dont know how to cook

loumandliker

not comprehensive but heres some:

internet shaquille's basics but especially:

making rice

making scrambled eggs

making oatmeal

levels of cooking meat

using & storing vegetables with recipes in the description (this one has a bit of Sassiness directed at people who dont like vegetables but the content is solid)

food safety + a recipe to demonstrate

how to learn to cook (just a list of subtopics, no actual tips)

cooking techniques playlist

how to cut x

basics with babish s1 & 2, but particularly:

freezer meals,

weeknight meals,

kitchen tools (although the specific suggestions are pretty expensive even with the lower end scale items the basic categories are solid, and you can evaluate what items you will realistcially need - eg. if you dont need to read temp for steaks etc the temp reader will not be relevant) &

kitchen care (mid-high advanced home cooking)

basic knife skills

picking the right pan for each recipe

j. kenji lopez-alt's tips and tricks playlist

egg recipes

a little more complicated, involved, and longer than any of the rest of these but good breakdown of flavor & how and why to use the basic seasoning/flavor profiles

and then recipe channels representing various cuisines:

j. kenji lopez-alt (various)

marion's kitchen (southeast & east asian, western/asian fusion)

maangchi (korean)

future neighbor (mostly korean)

the western supermarket playlist of chinese cooking demystified (more recipes available but these are accessible if you dont have "specialty" ingredients)

family recipes playlist by made with lau (chinese)

not another cooking show (various)

cooking with boris (bear with me here i know he does it exaggeratedly humorously but a lot of them are actually solid and beginner cook friendly. mostly slavic/russian)

you suck at cooking (also falls into the intentionally humorous category but most of the recipes are pretty solid anyway)

how to cook that (baking, also does debunking videos of viral cooking hacks - breaks down the reasons the hacks dont work, pretty important to understand those basics imo)

internet shaquille (various)

babish culinary universe (various)

i REFUSE to recommended joshua weissman because he is fucking insufferable but if you want you can try if you can deal with it, the techniques/recipes seem fine for the most part

again definitely not a comprehensive list but it touches on most of the basics

mangojuulpoddd

lulu-zodiac

Hi :)

I kind of miss jenmish and I was wondering if you could maybe share some of your favorite bts pics/ videos of them on set ❤️

hey 💕

of course! i miss them too and i have SO MANY favourite bts cockles moments it’s a little ridiculous lol

let's start with what is quite possibly my favourite bts photo of all time because LOOK AT THEIR HAPPY LITTLE FACES

these are so domestic and adorable

this right here is intense. in fact, director!jensen around misha is generally a LOT. let's not forget director!jensen casually straddling misha in the middle of set like it's something he does every day.

the then bloopers. oh boy, the bloopers.

there’s the infamous anal sex joke, “we’re missing the gay angel”, the time jensen tries to say “hail misha” instead of “hail mary”, endless blowjob jokes, massages from dimitri, and the ridiculous levels of UST and hilarity prompted by jensen's joke about dean and cas having a threesome.

director!misha looking at jensen here is… a lot

then there's also this clip of jensen blowing foam seductively off a beer bottle while making eye contact with misha is completely INSANE. and jensen leading misha around on set like this which just?? makes me feel so many things?

enjoy them being the dorks they are here

the unicorn laugh here is so absurdly adorable. it literally makes my heart hurt imagining all the times misha made jensen laugh like this on set over the years??

this is a classic but it never gets old because seriously, WHAT THE HELL JENSEN (also misha’s little grin in the background is my favourite thing)

then there's this livestream which is just just INSANE for how much they flirt and giggle and fucking light up whenever they look at each other (which happens a lot)

the fact that they were messing around so much when they made this re-enactment that them being giggly and handsy with each other literally made it into a scene in the show is something i will just never be over

and let us end with this this, which, no matter how many times i watch it, still melts my heart into a puddle of goop

there are also entire compilations of their ridiculous bloopers with each other.

hope you enjoy <3

snackwizard

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

wildlyannoyingdoofus

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

snackwizard

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

808lien

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

maramahan

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

jkl-fff

scottjate

This is so important

graylinesspam

That self-aggrandizing technique is no joke.

I replaced “I’m stupid” with “I’m a God damn genius.” “Move over newton” “another masterpiece”

I replaced “gross/ disgusting” with “sexy/attractive” “the hight of elegance”

I replaced “I suck/ that sucked/ this is bad” with “fantastic”, “a lovely time”, “ swell/jolly good”

Replace every negative with a positive. Say it so sarcastically. Make it complicated make it entertaining have fun with it.

It will stop your self deprecating and build confidence. And people are more easygoing around you.

chvptertoo

I just want to cuddle, fuck, talk about life, watch a movie and fuck again

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.

silentauroriamthereal

I just scored an interview for what would be a HUGE promotion at work! Not taking any risks!

cricketcat9

For anyone who needs it

gossip-girl-of-middleearth

I’m absolutely obsessed with the reddit side of the Tolkien fandom, in particular, this discussion regarding how Sauron fits the ring on his finger, as well as penal compensation a la Lord Farqaud style

gossip-girl-of-middleearth

Oh my GOD YOUR BRAIN IS AMAZING

draculasdaughter

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat

Listen, this is serious.

Do not use the website called Sci-Hub!

It lets people access scientific articles for free. This is dangerous. It helps the free flow of knowledge and reduces the competitive edge of all the people who worked really hard to have been born into a wealth.

Like, it’s literally a website where you can type in the DOI of an article and read it, without ever having to pay the publisher who exploited the author.

So, again, do not, under any circumstance, use Sci-Hub. I mean, can you imagine a world where knowledge is free and easily accessible to everyone? Even, y'know, poor people?

whateverthebeeswant

Libgen also has many books online, including textbooks, searchable by name, author, and ISBN. Can you imagine textbook companies not getting their hard-earned income from poor college students? Here is the link just so you make sure that you never accidentally stumble across this horrible, unethical website.

three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat

Oh, and while we’re talking about books, if you’ve managed to stay clear from Libgen, definitely don’t go to zlibrary, where you can also find a lot of textbooks, but unfortunately they’re completely free.

teachingtales

Reblogging so you know which sites to totally avoid

seravph

I THINK I AM GOING TO CUT MY HAIR

sandersstudies

When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

sandersstudies

They are more likely to do this the more meek and shy they perceive you too. They are less likely to do this if they think you’re loud and confident. Idk what it is it’s not even necessarily bad or annoying it’s just like why.

sandersstudies

This is a VERY sweet take and I hope it’s sometimes true

sandersstudies

Okay I thought this behavior was annoying before but now it’s actually quite endearing thank you extroverts who want introverts to feel included.

digidiskette

There was a stoner I liked very much when I was playing age of Conan some ten or more years ago. He would roll up into the vent, yell my name and rip a fat one on mic before vanishing again. Always made me feel special. It was like a dog that would greet you by barking as loud as possible and wagging his tail so hard it leaves a dent in the wall when your car rolls up. Everyone was luke warm to cold on him but he was my fucking buddy and I loved him because he made me feel wanted which I sure as shit wasn’t getting at home!!

Eventually I made the decision to start emulating behaviors that made me feel happy and started doing that in other places. To this day my whole discord chants the nickname of whomever joins the call, like a pack of seagulls who just locked eyes on a delicious spare French fry. There’s nothing quite as amazing as walking into a room and hearing a chorus of loved ones drawing out your name like they were going to sweep you off your feet if they could, slash like a pack of feral dogs ready to bowl you the fuck over.

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nibeul

y’all gave me a mother fucking STROKE why would you do that

saint-batrick

honest to god, i didn’t even think to check the username, i just accepted that this was happening with a grim kind of fatalism.

baqki

OK to make a font out of your own writing

go here

http://www.myscriptfont.com/

instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to scan it or anything

so fill that out by pasting it in any art program and whatnot

then save it and upload it to that site

and itll give you an option to download it

so do that and then install it BAM

dustandhalos

kittenmogu

pickle-inspect0r

ilikedaisiesinthespringtime

I JUST GOT THIS ON MY TABLET IT’S SO COOL OH MY GOD

nakadoo

jupiter24jay

movedtosaucymcfuzzy

zeekist

for some reason it refused to recognize the third page of my letters but they were all pretty unnecessary mathematic things anyway so I’m not too worried. still something to keep in mind though, I hope it doesn’t happen for you!