Couch crush

finger an den kopf.

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[tinker-tanner]

happy pride to this post

[skeletomez]

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[mikufanclub]

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

[mikufanclub]

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

[coctelmolotov]

[abolidor]

[gayestcowboy]

this tweet sends me into hysterics

[subspaceskater]

coyote posting

[666coyotewoman666]

[gayweedanimal]

Not today motherfucker

[princesskuragina]

Do you guys even know his name is klaud. Do you even care.

[princesskuragina]

Have some fucking respect

[princesskuragina]

[inkyxward]

I think we should teach David Lynch how to use RPGMaker and see what happens

[fishingcatz]

[fishingcatz]

[momo-de-avis]

you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

[momo-de-avis]

happy easter, everyone

[momo-de-avis]

you know Easter is just around the corner cause this post is making rounds again

[momo-de-avis]

It’s that time of the year again

[pinky4daddy]

Hi there I’m looking for a honest and loving sugar baby companion here and I will be paying sweetly $800 dm [phone] WhatsApp

[momo-de-avis]

This is the funniest thing that has happened to this post

[madderhatter]

endless curses…  malediction even

[alyreallylovesfilms]

[thundergrace]

I...I don't know????

[thundergrace]

[thundergrace]

[papasmoke]

10/10 messaging ma'am this is why I voted for you in 2020.

[papasmoke]

[unboy]

you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

[petits--oiseaux]

Because I never knew what that really meant until my back already hurt:

[simplyspider]