Because I said so...

This is a feminist, body positive, sex positive and diversity positive blog.

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas]

Queueing this for next year

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[dailycatsblog]

[the-big-mood]

[elodieunderglass]

On the one hand I have kids so it isn’t exactly time off, but on the other hand, pivoting in circles while they do loud and bewildering things around my ankles is what that’s like so, yeah, exactly

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[rachy-chel]

Horse jar, 2024. I keep popcorn kernels in it :)

[alexseanchai]

@elodieunderglass have you seen this yet?

[elodieunderglass]

That’s very cool!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[hardrockerhippie]

At first i was like: why the hell is this on tumblr?! And then it suddenly made sense...

[ekjohnston]

This is incredible.

[beatcroc]

to you that's just a funny kitty but to me that's my MUTUAL'S funny kitty. [smugly] i know its name.

[madeofklay]

My personal brand of humor is "horrible, useless advice delivered in an authoritative way" and this is the result of it

[embroiderycrafts]

Snail with gooseberries: first of a pair. Freshly finished, still needs blocking ang framing. Based on a Victorian illustration by Anton Seder. by 9-year-cicada on reddit.

[were--ralph]

[X]

we live in the worst times

[greater-than-the-sword]

My exact thoughts. Couldn't leave this in the tags.

[cesarescabinet]

To send a message, write a complaint and boycott the company behind Burger King and the other franchises it owns.

This includes Popeyes and Tim Hortons.

[cyberneticnightmares]

saw an elderly woman walking around with a tote bag whose design were the four AO3 fic category squares and she very excitedly asked if i was a reader or a writer bcs nobody else at the con had recognized it, and after telling her that i've been writing fic since fanfic.net, she solemnly nodded and explained that she'd been reading fic since "the days of personal websites" but that she only started writing fanfic when she was 47 and oh my god when i tell you that i genuinely teared up on the spot!!!!! like!!! HELL YEAH???? LITERALLY NEVER TOO OLD TO START WRITING. NEVER TOO OLD TO WRITE AND SHARE YOUR FIC.

her enthusiastic "i'm a very nice and bubbly person, i swear! but i love writing angst and major character death :)" nearly took me the fuck out.

icon. legend. diva. i wish her nothing but a kajillion million comments and kudos. i hope her fic updates crash AO3. i hope she knows i'm promoting her to my personal patron saint of AO3.

[nibeul]

hating the franchise you’re fixated on is a rite of passage

[nibeul]

to the person who said “of course OP is a Star Wars fan”, fuck you

[nibeul]

I was about to ask how that’s even possible then realized this is from an SPN blog

[femmehysteria]

real gaming

[catasters]

[wizardshark]

Unmute for CHMPCH CHMPCH CHMPCH

[magicratfingers]

[verdiesque]

Airport stress level gap relationship

[station18908]

The small voice in your head that says: "I don't need to write down every small detail of this plot idea, I love it so much, I'll remember this."

That's the devil speaking.