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[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[wafflebloggies]

HI TEDDY I MISSED YOU

[shencomix]

[toskarin]

I was trying to remember the worst rap bar I'd ever heard from a major white rapper during a conversation with my girlfriend. I knew it rhymed "jimmy neutron boy genius" with "penis" but I couldn't remember anything else so I absentmindedly typed "jimmy neutron boy genius penis" into google and pressed enter. I smiled at my phone, serene, not even THINKING about what the cost could possibly be

and then it loaded

I literally felt like I was going to throw up from laughing so hard

[toskarin]

FOR THE RECORD it was "jimmy neutron, I'm a young boy genius / on the futon, I'ma give her that penis"

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

I’m just going to leave this here…

[peachymachi]

[fartpenis]

[starlightomatic]

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

[sturstead]

Done

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

[shofarsogood]

I hate to be a downer but… People make “feel good, inspiration porn” movies about all of those groups. Jews get so many Holocaust movies, autistic people get so many movies focused on “autism moms”, LGBTQA people get so many movies about AIDS… Et certera, et certera.

Our representation is either comedy or tragedy and nothing else.

[didthekingdieyet]

[cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance]

I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY

WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS

[xviistars]

JAMES YOU LITTLE SHIT NOT YOU TOO

[wonderfulandterriblethings]

I never realized this until you pointed it out

[angryqueershakespeare-blog]

holy fucking shit

[i-restuff]

they love doing this btw, here’s a small compilation

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

ok I’m officially obsessed with the home improvement subreddit

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

this is it. this is by far the most jarring thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit. I’ve run the gauntlet on many a gore/shock sub in my time but the freaks are truly out on this one. holy shit

[carnival-phantasm]

this is their goal

[fetus-cakes]

cleansing

[buggyeyes]

I think this is more their goal

[joculine]

no this guy gets it

[abyssal-system]

Shoutout to introjects that aren't fictives! You are just as important and valuable to your system as any other alter. Treat yourself to something nice today if you're able.

You are seen, and you are loved.

[Image ID: A navy blue banner with pictures of a pastel yellow rabbit reading a white book on both sides. The text reads “We are pro-endo. Syscourse causes panic and anxiety. Please do not bring it up in the notes.” End ID]

[ryanhatesthis]

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

[testosterowned]

this post teleported me back to 2011

[judgejudyofficial]

times were simpler and red comic sans abundant

[firesuns-archive]

[giadadilaurentis]

world heritage post

[sparrow-va]

my legacy lives on

[daughter-of-sapph0]

it's really disappointing how people's critique of jkr starts and ends with her transphobia, and they completely ignore her blatant antisemitism, racism, homophobia, slavery apologism, sympathy for the wizard nazis, (the wizard nazi incel) snape's redemption, the villain of fantastic beasts trying to stop the holocaust, and the new game literally being a rehash of the blood libel myth.

[fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive]

&her ableism, fatphobia, classism, and general naked imperialism (look at things like the "thunderbird" in fantastic beasts, or anything and everything she's ever said or done about Scotland, for example)

This ass-hat has actually lobbied against things like "letting disabled people survive" and "the colonised nation I live in taking steps toward independence."

Oh, and you already mentioned it, but - antisemitism, again. Cannot stress the antisemitism enough because, holy fuck she's so antisemitic!

[ecl1psical]

as a trans person this is is so important to look at and spread bc us trans people are not the only people affected, and we need to band together to spread awareness about the full extent of JKRs bigotry.

[wcwit]

Here’s a good thorough rundown of everything terrible in the HP books that reflects on JKR’s worldviews

[nonbineraryitinerary]

For the last time. A bear is a FAT hairy man. FAT. FAT. Say it with me because it's not a bad word. Bears are fat men. Stop showing me dehydrated and muscular hairy white men. That is not a bear. That is some generic white guy I don't want to look at. Give me real bears or give me death.

[beesmygod]

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

[mysterysnake-deactivated2013122]

what the hell

[ashwilliamsrighthand]

This makes me really chuffed

[pameladoove-deactivated20180821]

This post is quite egregious

[cornflakepizza]

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

[fixyourwritinghabits]

goddamnit.

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

[conservative-libertarian-deacti]

[mattsunsthighs]

all of you go to hell

[divagonzo]

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

[inactive1346597623595641352]

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

[rubes-dragon-deactivated2024030]

Why the fuck do these exist

[operativesurprise]

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

[sufferingsappho-deactivated2017]

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

[summonerxi]

Literally is another example now.

[interstellerace]

There are 21 languages that have Contronyms/Contranyms.

English has 128 contranyms, almost 5 times that of language with the next highest number of contronyms (Arabic with 26) and more than the total number of crontranyms of every other language combined (89).

[akinmytua2]

We just love being contrary little shits

[elalalune]

I love princess mononoke

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[counselorjasperaskblog]

What would you do if somebody tride to kill your camper? Would you care?

I forgot to do this XD