having fun on the computer

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

[transgenderization]

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I don't watch many shows so I thought this was about regular doctors at first and was willing to agree with the post. You just never know in healthcare

[hbmmaster]

a father and son get into a car crash. the father dies, and the son is severely injured. the son is taken to the hospital for surgery, but the surgeon says "I can't operate on this patient. I'm still in shock after the death of my husband mere hours ago!". how is this possible?

[necatgirl]

[2560x1440]

[fuckersupreme-deactivated201707]

[theatsthetic]

A comic about cavemen.

[arcolan]

11 year old border collie: gets a special shot for his chronic back pain this morning

2pm: "where's the dog he can't possibly have jumped over the fence"

3pm: "hi i live in [another village]! I got your dog here, if you can come fetch him?"

"well at least that new medication is working 💀"

[emcapi]

[hjartasalt]

See him sweeties

[hjartasalt]

He's so sweeties!

[hjartasalt]

Now see him fabulous

[hjartasalt]

Now see him. In the dark.

[hjartasalt]

My pet comma/kidney bean/some sort of slug

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hungwy]

We genuinely need to kill and eat anyone who likes music

[cloevr]

[figtional]

we can stick to each other.

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[faoileog]

[beloved-icarus]

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[ceruleanheaven]

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

[ceruleanheaven]

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

[ceruleanheaven]

lets all kill ourselves