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Ada; she/her; 22; Czech;

[bunnywand-z]

*pointing to an american* you know that thing would eat you if you were a yummy burger, right??

[onrtrp]

i often have this thought as well

[needlesknick-knacks]

adding this to list of comic quotes i think about a lot. what's an angel, i think id rather be a woman....

[ulibeanzz]

if ur lgbt+ im curious: if u can remember, what was your first major Gay Ship?

[nightmarebluntrotationofhistory]

Brick and Mordecai Borderlands holds a special place in my heart, don’t remember exactly if it was the first though.

[counter-love]

it's so bleak watching japanese vocaloid on youtube with the automatic translation subtitles instead of the beautiful colormatched ones people used to make

[responsibilitychan]

theoretically it should b possible 2 do smth in between oversharing and not telling somebody Anything but this is simply not possible. scientists told me so. u can only do those

[divorcedwife]

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

[contemptible-scoundrel]

SOLARPUNK WHO REALLY LIKES YOGURT: I think we as a community need to have a serious discussion about the erasure of chobanis foundational contributions to solarpunk theory

MILLENIAL BURGER CHAIN RUN BY ANTS: [high-pitched stomp clap hey music] here at bürgR, we do things a liiiiittle differently. it all started with one crazy idea: what if there was a burger with truffle fries... that was REALLY small

INSECURE MERCENARY: no no it's okay when I kill people it's not like I enjoy it I'm not some sicko who likes hurting people I'm just doing it for money

GUY WHO IS PRETENDING AN AMULET IS CURSED SO HE CAN KEEP IT FOR HIMSELF: ahhhh no man I'm feeling really sinister right now, like if you took this from me I might go crazy, I think I might be coveting this a little too much, it might be cursed, you probably don't want this, you shouldn't take my precious- I mean whaaaat what was that lol I didn't mean to call it "my precious" lmao the curse must be affecting me

SEALED DEITY EMINEM: I'm beginning to feel like a trapped god trapped god

GUY WHO THINKS EVERYTHING IS A NICKNAME: have you all listened to the new playboi cartholomew album yet

[segamascott]

dude i recently got a fulltime job and how the fuck do you post so much and so well while being employed. how is is this possible

i'm a horrible employee 🔥

[molags-balls]

[notwonk4]

they matchhh (I'm drawing Misa Misa next and turn them into stickers muehehe)

[anasabdin]

Dispersed Memory

[counter-love]

I have PMOS officially now

[achillesinhighheels]

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[bedupolker]

You ever feel like you were born in the wrong generation?

(Top medium: gouache, bottom medium: paria canyon mud)

[tomhoppusdelonge]

“If they wanted too, they would” wrong. I have executive dysfunction. go fuck yourself

[tomhoppusdelonge]

“If they’re not showing you effort, they’re not interested” bro I can barely show interest in my own hobbies. get down off your pedestal a moment