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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Janaina Medeiros
hello vonnie
todays bird
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Cosimo Galluzzi
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Discoholic 🪩
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
macklin celebrini has autism
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always
will byers stan first human second
RMH
Origami Around
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@courteouspoilers
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
People
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
yeah… weird
This post is amazing from start to finish
The post. the post with the llamas. the post with the llamas specifically used to express frustration. The Frustration llamas post…
My father’s new plan to screw over the president: everyone wear Donald Trump masks around DC and be dicks to crows so eventually all the DC area crows will hate Donald Trump and mob him
Think bigger, OP.
If we do this all around the whole country then no matter where he goes to hold a rally, the crows will be there mobbing and cawing at him like he’s the fuckin antichrist.
God you’re right
I went to a Q&A seminar with Antoni and Karamo and they told us that at Queer Eye auditions Jonathan literally ran from room to room yelling “WHERE IS SHE” over and over again and while everyone assumed it was about the casting director or something it was, in fact, about a Starbucks cup he’d lost, and I need you all to know that Jonathan lives on maximum 24/7. He is a force that cannot be contained
The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!
me after one activia
Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life
It’s Scream Queens and honestly, it basically was.
you know he’s the biggest sub slut bottom
Proof
May those slutty MySpace pics he took never be lost.
we must respect and love our sub bottoms, not shame them
WHAT
Never not reblog.
Stefan: I think someone is controlling me
Me:
those piercings.
ARE THEY INFECTED?? 😷
I’m not doctor, but I just shook my magic eight ball and it reported that ALL SIGNS POINT TO YES
STOP EVERYTHING
Uhhh
Can you say “greatest news ever”???
This is a dream of mine come true, as I’m sure, it is a dream of many.
I am very excited and I am going to watch this and keep it forever on my DVR and in my heart.
Spread the news!
Two kinds of stealth: 1) There were no witnesses 2) Leave no witnesses alive
thor ragnarok came out a year ago but i think we havent talked enough about how genuinely funny it is that loki tried to put his father, the ruler of asgard and protector of the 9 realms, in a fucking retirement center in new york city, or the fact that the minute loki tried to find odin at said fucking retirement center, its immediately demolished and his delusional elderly god-father is now on the loose anywhere in the galaxy
Or how when loki was posing as Odin he crafted a whole holiday dedicated to himself complete with a dramatization of his own death and how when he landed on sakaar he like immediately started planning on seducing the grandmaster just so he could kill him and then take over sakaar as his grieving widow every single scene with loki in it in ragnarok is a comedic masterpiece
an alien
hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine
john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink
John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?
Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that
I don’t even go here (just like… my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster
#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didn’t tell HER#How DARE he
“look, it’s not like i hid anything, it just never came up!”
“You called yourself out for ‘straighsplaining’“
the whole bi thing goes completely over charles’ head and he keeps getting really aggro like “oh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!”
everybody else is like “charles no”
at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler they’ve been looking for
The only way Jake Overshare Peralta, Jake TMI Peralta, Jake Heart-On-His-Sleeve Peralta would fail to bring up the fact that he is bi, is if he himself were oblivious to the fact.
Come on @morthils this isn’t Gina Linetti we’re talking about. Stay in character.
The only way Jake would have had a high school boyfriend and not told Amy and Holt is if Jake himself did not realize that this dude was his boyfriend.
He would describe the relationship to Amy and she’d be like, “So you guys were dating” and he’d be like “It wasn’t like that that” and she’d be like:
:|
and Jake would be like, OH MY GOD. I HAD A BOYFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS.
Lots of “practice kissing” was involved.
Jake’s mom is absolutely That Overly Supportive Parent with the bumper sticker and the flag who never actually like, talks to her son about it.
“I just thought she was really liberal!”
“Look, everyone has celebrity crushes! Like the entire cast of Infinity War. And some male models. And random good looking people on the street. And sometimes you’re handcuffing a guy with his hands in front and you lock eyes and your faces are close and you can smell his cologne and aftershave and ohhhh ok yup I see it now. Cool. Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. Yeah, I’m definitely bi.”
req’d by @queenofthefae
this is 100% without a shadow a doubt, true.
I love the terrifying implication that moose are immortal because of this.
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We Exist- we go waaaaaay back
does anyone know who the illustrator is for these?
EDIT: thanks to @ikchen, I now know the artist is Ryan Grant Long, for his series “History of Gay Love.”
