I Am Court And This Is My Castle

Like my personality, my blog's pretty shitty Instagram: courts_court

[livori]

straight person: but how do you Know when someone around you is gay?

me: today in yoga class our instructor said “this exercise is about being straight” and i immediately said “i’ve never been good at that” and only one (1) woman laughed. she had four piercings in her ears. what else do you need me to tell you

[vendetta06]

me wearing a good outfit: it’s because I’m gay

me wearing a bad outfit: it’s because I’m gay

[bassiter]

*straight man voice* you want me to EAT my ice cream with a PINK spoon???? you might as well shove TEN COCKS right up my ASS

[ugly-ravioli]

[courts-court]

Teaching an old tattoo some new tricks 🌺

[pochacco]

anyone else have a great sense of fashion in their head but too lazy and/or broke to actually let it be a reality

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

[grxnk1d]

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

[aconstellationofbruises]

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

[sambibomb]

killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦

[srvfan17]

The only “adult” in the movie is a millennial who’s also not scared of dying, but is somewhat grumpier about the situation bc “if I die I don’t have to pay loans anymore but I just found a barber that doesn’t judge me for crying sometimes so idk what to do anymore” and is just like mildly inconvenienced by it

[squeeful]

The Gen Z/Milennial horror film isn’t that they die. They get left maimed with no health insurance.

[deficiencyincourtship-deactivat]

[void-flesh]

this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

[zeverity]

Important context: they’re married to each other.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

‘gay tv is bad for the kids’ bitch every fucking straight ‘comedy’ show stars a lazy sexist husband that drinks beer and hates his wife id rather my kids watch queer eye where grown men are respectful and kind as all men fucking should be. yall homophobic assholes are so scared of your kids “turning gay” that you let them turn into fucking monsters that will eventually plague our society just like youre doing now

[shoyowo]

half of straight culture is hating your SO but gay culture is about loving and cherishing your SO and y’all still say it’s bad for kids? smh

[wlwellbutrin]

kids im gonna save you all some time, if you’re googling “am i gay quiz” you’re gay and that’s just the truth

[isakthesnake]

[huffylemon]

[willowofthehearth]

I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.

[spiroandthelacktones]

This applies to garlic too

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

[clarinet-jesus]

CATHLEEN IS A QUEEN

[von-felden]

Ann Coulter is a white demon and tbh I hope she chokes

[thisbibliomaniac]

Me on Fourth of July like

[depesoon]

Anyway, stop spreading white nationalist rhetoric and toxic nationalism thanks

[that-deist-dude-deactivated2022]

Nobody said anything about race. Stop that.

It’s nationalist to state facts now?

How is this toxic?

Show me countries better than the USA.

[baehraini]

economically

x

human freedom

x

quality of life

x

social progress 

x

income equality (america was among the worst)

x

healthcare

x x

gender equality

x

what exactly makes america the “best country” here? america doesn’t excel in anything.

[pop-titty-epic-deactivated20180]

I was gonna say aren’t we like #1 in a bunch of bad stats? Like aren’t we the top for rape and abuse?

[kvltovcoyote]

we are superior in waging wars, exporting and using firearms, and incarcerating the population among a lot of other terrible things. how depressing is patriotism and nationalism?

[swimmingferret]

I remember this epic moment from The Newsroom

Americans just buy into the propaganda they are the greatest country when there is absolutely zero evidence to say so.

[bonemommyowo]

I love this so much

[keena-kapu]

Do you ever hear someone say something about your field of interest that is wrong and you have to stop yourself from physically cringing but you gotta stay strong and cool cause you don’t wanna be ‘That NerdTM’?

[keena-kapu]

there is no deep meaning to this, this is when I see people refering to Excalibur as “The Sword in The Stone”

[whitestarrussian]

Wait I though the sword in the stone is Excalibur. What is it then?

[keena-kapu]

The Sword in the Stone is Caliburn, and was the way be became king. Excalibur was the sword given to him by the Lady of the Lake after he broke Caliburn fighting King Pellinore.

[tragicwolves17]

I have been educated today and I appreciate it

[keena-kapu]

I did not expect everyone else to also like swords this much.

[texanredrose]

1) Thank you, Kap, for clearing up this misconception.

2) I am always down to be That Nerd™

[theannoyedoniongirl]

I actually didn’t know The Sword in The Stone’s name. Thank you OP.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote