Adventure is Out There

Iowa girl with big dreams. I just don't know what they are yet.

[ultrafacts]

[scramratz]

[minotauri]

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[javascript-official]

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

[markovchaingang]

the 100% accurate guide to tea leaf reading:

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

-cup still full of tea: dude i made it for you why aren't you drinking it

[hersterical]

Do you ever have a perfectly normal day when suddenly all you can think about is Buffy Summers in a room with everyone she loves most in the world begging them to give her a reason to live but none of them can until Spike, the only other person in the room who knows what it’s like to not be alive, tells her that sometimes you just have to keep living simply for the sake of staying alive?

Do you guys ever think about Buffy Ann Summers at the end of season 1 saying she doesn’t want to die and the end of season 6 realizing she wants to live?

You guys ever think about “the hardest thing in this world is living in it” and ‘if you stay alive long enough then a reason to live will come even if you don’t have one right now’? About how sometimes you just have to keep living because you have to and if you keep doing that for long enough then one day you’ll want to keep living? You ever think about how the most important thing in this world is to live in it?

[future-crab]

Buffy Summers saved the world with the power of friendship and unnecessary backflips.

[future-crab]

and☝️ the power of libraries

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

[ojibwa]

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

[ojibwa]

this is it. this is the photo of all time

[supreme-leader-stoat]

SNUG

[wrenchinator-central]

Comfy even

[ijustwannafallunderyrsawteeth]

so gross and insidious how the conversation around glp1s co-opts the language of body positivity

using a glp-1 for weight loss is not 'loving yourself'. that's literally marketing and it obviously worked.

unfortunately, these are drugs used experimentally at several times the dose they were created to be used at to increase the side effect of weight loss. it is unknown what effects using these drugs at these doses over long periods of time will do to you. it is honestly wildly irresponsible that it is prescribed in this way and people are assuming it's gonna be safe for you. using a glp-1 is assumed to be the healthy thing to do, so 'loving yourself'. but it's not and these drugs absolutely have significant known risks in addition to potentially long term so far unforeseeable risks.

if you feel you love yourself more on a glp-1, it is likely because we treat fat people like shit and thin people better. the only acceptable fat person is the one that is trying their best not to be fat, so maybe the people around you are treating you better. but it's not the medication. it's attempting to alleviate fatphobia.

[byjove]

I stand by my more terminally ill female mcs in romance stance. do dying women not deserve to fall in love with a hockey player single dad too? is the baddie with consumption not allowed to fuck the brooding regency era widower? why does everything have to be happily ever after? why can’t it be happy now, at the end?

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[dailycatsblog]

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[nonetoon]

Thinking too much about driving 🚗

[patopq]

funny they put these clips of matt in esseks bts because thats so clearly pumat

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.