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“We taking cash! U.S. Muthafuckin 👏🏾Dollars”
That’s really my favorite line currently and you really gotta hit the Palm of your hand to add that extra flair🤣🤣🤣
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I have a request for Spooky. Please I need a imagine where Oscar and the reader meet each other on tinder. Idk something funny with oscar being all serious and getting straight to the point, maybe a little smut (because we all know spooky would only be in a dating app for one thing😏). I love your writing so much💕💕 thanks for feed us with such a good imagines 🥰
A/N: I did not expect it to be this long and this is long overdue but it's here! I hope you enjoy! 🤍
Swiping Right for Mr. Right
Left. Left. Left. Left. Left.
That was the continuous motion of your finger on this damned dating app they call Tinder. You keep giving dating apps a try and give up after a few days because you realize dating apps aren’t for you. Then you think maybe the 100th time is a charm and, it gets deleted again. It’s a cycle. Create. Delete. Create. Delete.
“Girl, you are too damn picky! Swiping left on everyone like you Beyoncé!” Your best friend Aisha’s voice boomed behind you, scaring you into hiding your phone in your chest. You glared at her.
“How have you been standing behind me?”
“Long enough to see that you’re a picky ass bitch.”
You rolled your eyes in response and continued your swiping as Aisha came around the couch to see next to you.
“I’m just saying. You ain’t getting no dick with that attitude.”
“I don’t want just any dick. Hell, I don’t want just dick. I want a connection. I want someone who I can connect with and eventually fall in love with.” You stated sincerely, and you could see your annoying ass friend holding back a giggle.
“And you on Tinder for that? You might wanna try ChristianMingle for that.”
“Aisha, go the fuck away!” You hissed, hiding your phone. “Matter of fact, get the fuck out of my apartment!”
Before your eyes, Aisha swiftly snatched your phone from you and began looking.
“Aisha!”
“I’m helping you! Sit back!” Her eyes perked up. “Oooh, look at this white boy! He’s cute, and it looks like he super liked you! Girl, he wants you!”
You glanced at your phone and squinted your eyes at her. “Yeah, he wants me. Wants me out of his country! Bitch, his bio says “Trump2020”!”
Aisha looked back at the phone and scrunched up her nose, swiping left. “Mhmm, you just had to ruin it, Dylan.”
“Ooh, I like him!” You pointed at the next guy, but Aisha shook her head in disapproval. “What?”
“The nigga has a dangling earring. He’s sweet, and I’m not talking about his personality.”
You guys kept going until you landed on one guy. He was Mexican, and by the looks of it, he’s a cholo.
Spooky, 24
Looking for the finest hyna.
“What the fuck is a Hyna?” You questioned, brows furrowed.
“Don’t know......but let’s find out.” Aisha quickly swiped right. Boom! It was a match. She turned to you with bewildered eyes. “Oh, shit bitch! That’s you!”
You glared at your friend. “Now, why the fuck did you do that?”
“Mhmm, I guess you wanna unmatch then?”
You grabbed the phone from her. “No. Might as well see it through.” You mumbled as she fell back in cackles.
It didn’t take long for Spooky to hit you up, asking you for your number to text. He was smooth and very flirty. It didn’t take long for him to ask that one question.
“When can I see you?”
“On a date?”
“Yeah, sure. You can come over to my place and, we can chill 😏”
“Ooooh, I’m about to rob this nigga!” You voiced aloud. You were tired of niggas just inviting you over, unprovoked. You got something for that ass. “Spooky” is gonna learn today.
He gave you his address, and when you pulled up, you were surprised to see a group of men chilling in front. They were actually scary-looking. You got nervous. Did he know your plans? Fuck. Just be cool, Y/N.
You got out of your car and strutted up the pathway when a couple of the men blocked your path. No surprise there.
“Hey, Mami. What do you think your fine ass doing here?”
You rolled your eyes in disgust. “I’m here for Spooky.”
And as if he heard his name, The 6’1 Mexican man appeared at the door and gave the men a signal to let you through. You gulped silently and walked up to Spooky. Finer in person but also more intimidating. His whole demeanor was turning you on but scared you at the same time.
“I see you got a lot of friends.” You mentioned, nervously, once he closed the door behind you. He let out the sexiest chuckle you’ve ever heard.
“Ahh, the Santos are not my friends. They’re my brothers.”
Once Spooky said that you felt your blood run cold. Santos? Brothers? Oh no, he’s in a gang. From the looks of things, he’s the fucking leader. Shit, you planned to rob the leader of one of the largest gangs in Southern California.
His deep, smooth voice took you out of your deep, regretful thoughts. “Come on, beautiful. Let’s watch this movie.”
You could just run right now. It’s fine. No one is gonna judge you. Well, you would judge yourself. And Aisha would judge you. And he would. A part of you didn’t want to run though. He did live up to his name. He was spooky, but you liked it. No, bitch. He’s in a gang. You need to RUN.
“FUCKKK! YOU’RE GOING SO DEEP!” You screamed passionately as this man drilled your shit. You don’t know how you ended up like this. You were set on running or still going through with the initial plan and hitting a lick because you know he had a shitload of money stashed somewhere.
But now, you got your legs behind your ears, moaning and putting a hand on Spooky’s stomach to give your break from this deep dicking that was occurring.
“You gotta move your hand, Mami.” Spooky cooed, gently moving your hand away to resume his deep strokes. You let a loud moan. You didn’t know if you were in heaven or hell. Either way, you were loving it. Feeling his penis penetrate your slick walls caused your breathing to stagger. Fuck, he had some good dick. You’re fucked. Literally.
He pulled out, turned you around, bent down, and took a bite of your asscheek. Oh, this is a nasty motherfucker. He landed a harsh slap on that same cheek and entered you again, pounding your shit, and you were taking it. As you should. You even started to throw it back on his dick, causing him to bite his lip and release obscenities.
“Fuck, Mami. After this, you’re mine for sure. You got that?!”
You didn’t know what caused you to say it, but through your moans, you replied:
“Yesssss Daddy. I’m all yours!”
Right after you said it, you came so hard you swear you were seeing stars. The orgasm that washed over you was so powerful, you began to tear up. He followed suit, releasing in the latex condom between you two. You laid on your back on the couch, panting, trying your hardest to catch your breath. He gave you a grin, leaning over to peck your lips.
“You want round 2, or do you want to get cleaned up?”
You couldn’t speak still. You moved to your side and just nodded, hoping Spooky knew you wanted the former. He chuckled in response, getting up from the couch and stretching.
“Imma take that as you want round 2. Anything for my hyna. Imma get some water, and you should be ready when I come back.”
Once he left the living room, you noticed your phone buzzing and went to grab it. There were 3 missed calls and 20 text messages from Aisha. You didn’t even notice during your dickdown. You decided to return your friend’s call, and she picked up on the first ring.
“BITCH I WAS WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU! WHY THE FUCK YOU AIN’T SHARE YOUR LOCATION LIKE I TOLD YOU?!”
You brought your voice to a whisper. “I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I forgot!”
Aisha sighed deeply. “Well? Did you do it?”
“Oh, I did it alright, and I’m about to do it again.” You purred on the phone, laying back on the couch.
“Your nasty ass fucked him? I’M SCREAMING!” Aisha cackled. “Not you folding for the dick!”
“If you had the dick, you would’ve folded too, shut up!” You retorted back, making sure he wasn’t around. “Plans changed, bitch. The only thing I’m robbing is his heart because he ain’t gonna fuck me like that and fuck other bitches. I’ll kill us both.”
At this point, Aisha was beside herself. Her laughs were screams, and you were sure tears were streaming down her face. “I ain’t mad at you. I would do the same. Go an extra round for me, girl.”
“Imma be going an extra round for my dead grandma, bitch! Bye.” You ended the call, and a minute later, Spooky walked in with a water bottle, handing it to you as he drank from his own. Once you drank some, he laid back, motioning for you to sit on his face.
The rounds you did covered Aisha and multiple generations. Happy Woman’s History Month.
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LMAOOO I mean he is a villain instead lol
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LMAOOOO WHAT
kid lying ofc and he knows it(poor kid though oof luckily changning will come later to help him get over some of that trauma rip)
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