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Yo, I'm Aleks. Any pronouns work for me. Not straight in any way. 27. ADHD. ENTP. I am a Perpetual Embarrassment. Watch as I shitpost, since it's the only thing I'm good at

[stimman4000]

the culture writers at rolling stone have invented the concept of doing drugs

[buttastic]

feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[pascal-0840]

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

How could you forget this classic?

[implalazz]

[captainlordauditor]

i cant believe this one is missing

[lavenderbrigade]

some gems from my own personal “grindr is a hellpit” collection

[compounddoe]

The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling

[romancenjoyer]

james baldwin was so right when he said you think you’re alone and then you pick up a book and realise someone else has felt the same way as you and managed to find a language for it. the realest shit

[imagineyouricon]

Imagine you and your icon reenacting the boat scene from Titanic.

[retrolizard]

…..the “boat scene”?

………..

…………the entire movies takes place on a boat

[imagineyouricon]

Happy 10th birthday to the post that completely destroyed us

[fatestayyuri]

whenever i go back through my blog to look for something i end up wasting a lot of time just looking at the posts because for some reason it's full of stuff i would reblog

[ultramaddie]

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

[ultramaddie]

every day i ask the crabs “is now the time?”

and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative

[edgebug]

[temporalreverie]

?

[temporalreverie]

Alright since a lot of ppl seem really confused I wanted to answer a question I saw in the tags

....hi 👋

[astronicht]

New medieval peasant cultural exchange post. Medieval peasant shows you the real night sky and you light on fire and explode.

[meangirlnurse]

i have yet to see tumblr's mature content filter actually flag any mature content on my dash. it's basically always shit like this

[meangirlnurse]

i have to admit, it does make me contemplate the latent eroticism of art pieces that i would not have considered erotic without the label

[arinewman7]

Sòti nan gran lanmou (From Such Great Love)

Widline Cadet

Archival inkjet print, 2023

[zvaigzdelasas]

[kleefkruid]

whenever someone calls USAmerican English the 'movie accent' I remember how somewhere last year I was on a train when suddenly the silence was broken by an american voice behind me somewhere and I immediately thought "Oh no, someones playing their tiktoks out loud again" and automatically turned around to put a face to my annoyance like you do when someones driving bad, and turns out a few rows down were just some actual in the flesh USAmericans having a nice conversation amongst themselves. I am sorry Americans I'm glad they let you out of the phone